The End of Everything

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Re: The End of Everything

Post by docchevron » Sat May 26, 2012 2:09 am

thats why I have more than one car mate!
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!

Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...

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Re: The End of Everything

Post by JayW » Sat May 26, 2012 7:39 pm

Mickey taker wrote:great job if you dont mind the great unwashed and the smell of piss and puke on a friday night.
Traveling by bus was my single greatest motivation to getting a car
Well maybe you should have a bath, stop wetting yourself and stop puking!

Oh, you were talking about the others... :wink:
I have zero patience for your tedium.

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Re: The End of Everything

Post by docchevron » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:12 pm

I've come to the conclusion that it is time I retired from working on cars:

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that is all
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by mat_fenwick » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:37 pm

I do hope that's just your knee.
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by docchevron » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:39 pm

impressive member huh!
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!

Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...

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Re: The End of Everything

Post by MULLEY » Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:08 am

WTF!! No i'd rather not know, haha....
2002 C5 2.0 HDI Estate - Remapped - It goes better
2011 Mini Cooper D Clubman - it does over 60mpg
1992 TZD Turbo - SORN - slowly getting there
1991 Gti 16V - Blaze is back on the road since 2008
1990 Gti 8Valve SOLD - looks like it's been scrapped
2002 Mini Cooper S - SOLD - i miss this car
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by docchevron » Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:10 am

it's alright Matthew, it isn't really my penis! i dont have a lens with enough zoom to capture that!
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by mds141 » Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:41 am

Looks like my last girlfriend. :oops:
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Is it just me or is everything shit?

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Re: The End of Everything

Post by Philip Chidlow » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:34 am

Jeysus! Is that your knee? What's the story (assuming it isn't 'Zombies Restored My Bus' R18)
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by docchevron » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:58 am

it was my knee yes, decided legs were passe, so attempted to amputate it with a grinder.
well, technically I got distracted whilst chopping through a sill and the grinder kept going through my knee.. 9 hours later it's still leaking but it'll have to stop soon!
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by Mickey taker » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:26 am

good news ,it will stop
Bad news , only when you run out of blood coz your a homophilliac.
Can I have the valver if you die please?
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by Mickey taker » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:35 am

when I was a kid I cut my face playing rugby with a role of sellotape in the lounge, the tape hit mums chandelier and I was covered in glass resulting in four stitches.
My older brother by seven years whinged on for days that I had bled all over the carpet he had spent a year making so I smacked him in the nose and said oh dear now your bleeding all over your precious carpet.
Blood can be fun.
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by docchevron » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:45 am

Mickey taker wrote:Can I have the valver if you die please?
well, I wont need it!
Needs a pair of front tyres....again :roll: :oops:
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Re: The End of Everything

Post by MULLEY » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:13 pm

You'll be allright, you've got one working one left, oooops! That looks f-painful :( Almost as much as replacment tyre prices, aaaargh!!!
2002 C5 2.0 HDI Estate - Remapped - It goes better
2011 Mini Cooper D Clubman - it does over 60mpg
1992 TZD Turbo - SORN - slowly getting there
1991 Gti 16V - Blaze is back on the road since 2008
1990 Gti 8Valve SOLD - looks like it's been scrapped
2002 Mini Cooper S - SOLD - i miss this car
1992 TXD - Scrapped in March 2014

I'm not just a username, i'm also called Matthew.

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Re: The End of Everything

Post by Dollywobbler » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:44 pm

Ouch. A worthy reminder that grinders are bloody dangerous things. Knew someone who slipped and had one run up along his arm. That was not at all pretty. To think - I once cut my 2CV's body off the old chassis (some dick had welded the two together) without even a shirt on! I did stop when I realised I was spraying my chest with sparks...