Well, there's a business idea for me - I could become a Reiki healer for cars.
I eventually gave in and had Reiki once - I've always avoided it in case I got an erection - but it was quite nice and I didn't giggle when the chap did some woooing over me. The same day I had a full body massage by a beautiful Japanese woman. I was a bit disappointed as I'd misunderstood which one of us had to take our clothes off.
The best massages I've had were in Varanassi - in particular the little man who gave me a head massage using wooden hammers. I remember having a huge argument with him as he doubled the agreed price at the end, 40p is a lot of money after all.
Oh, happy days