don't all rush at once

saintjamesy89 · Post by **saintjamesy89** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:51 am

Is that a fancy bong or a fancy penis enlargement device?? £405

it's very expensive either way.

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:59 am

No,
its no where near big enough to be a penis enlargement device

BX Meteor · Post by **BX Meteor** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:21 am

saintjamesy89 · Post by **saintjamesy89** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:55 pm

Well, it's very difficult to get a sense of scale from those photos (hurriedly makes excuses

)

If we're going for a size contest, bring it on! (might regret saying that on a public forum

)

BX Meteor · Post by **BX Meteor** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:21 pm

saintjamesy89 · Post by **saintjamesy89** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:27 pm

Dammit, beaten by the first candidate...

I'm sure i've read that elephant penises are prehensile? I can't imagine mating is particularly easy when you're that big and weigh a few tonnes, so makes sense.

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:06 pm

who's the daddy

CGATCX25GTITURBO · Post by **CGATCX25GTITURBO** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:23 pm

I still haven't seen anything to be worried about

BX Meteor · Post by **BX Meteor** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:32 pm

/\ what about the missus/girlfriend/partner

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:05 pm

CGATCX25GTITURBO wrote:I still haven't seen anything to be worried about

Should have gone to specsavers

CGATCX25GTITURBO · Post by **CGATCX25GTITURBO** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:16 pm

Mickey taker wrote:
CGATCX25GTITURBO wrote:I still haven't seen anything to be worried about

Should have gont to specsavers

and used spell check

saintjamesy89 · Post by **saintjamesy89** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:59 pm

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:29 pm

saintjamesy89 wrote:

I don't know what your laughing at Tom,

you have already said your out of the competition

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:05 pm

The use of the word 'gont'*, is my guess

*A term used by the Welsh that is translated as the English word c***.

BX Meteor · Post by **BX Meteor** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:21 pm

and anyway

I wrote:what about the missus/girlfriend/partner