19TZD Hatch Hundreds Spent!
Re: 19TZD Hatch Hundreds Spent!
Oh please continue, I love a good story.
1992 BX 1.6 TXi automatic Bleu Sirene
(now sadly gone)
1999 Xantia 1.8 SX automatic Gris Quartz
(now sadly gone)
1999 Xantia 1.8 SX automatic Gris Quartz
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Re: 19TZD Hatch Hundreds Spent!
The little red BX diesel sighed as the teeming rain ran from his scratched and faded paintwork.'Zee next stop pour moi', he sighed, 'will undoubtedly be zee scrappers. I am on sale for 250 English pounds and still no one has shown any interest; such a humiliation!' He thought of when he was new and shining; he and all the other BXs had rolled proudly off the production line as the Citroën engineers chatted feverishly about existential philosophy and post-structuralism whilst listening to Johnny Hallyday records; How marvellous it had all seemed! Tears fell from his chipped and broken headlamps, lost in the unending downpour. Just then, a funny little man appeared; he had little round glasses and stylish and neatly cropped hair, without any of the tell-tale signs of premature balding that can afflict men of a ‘certain’ age. He had a kindly face (if you like that sort of thing) and smiled at the little red BX diesel. Reaching into his pocket he produced his wallet; it was stuffed with more money than you can possibly imagine. 'Sacre bleu!' thought the little red BX diesel. 'Perhaps my luck is about to change!?'Roverman wrote:
Erm its not a turbo diesel, and I have plenty of hair thank you!
To be cont.
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Re: 19TZD Hatch Hundreds Spent!
Still a "turbo" in there but much better! Not sure about the "funny" and little comments....
Lots of Motors, mostly semi broken....
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They're literary devices for comic effect!Roverman wrote: Not sure about the "funny" and little comments....
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I do hope George (if he does buy it) looks after it well, as hes a valeter by trade and his twin brothers a qualified mechanic with a liking for 80s tin I suspect it will be. 16v wheels and a front splitter will be on the shopping list.
Lots of Motors, mostly semi broken....
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Helloooooooo Tim* ... did I ever tell you what an extraordinarily handsome chap you are?
Or was that a "literary device" as well?
/me totally ignores that he bats for the wrong side ;P
I have a very vivid imagination.Paul296 wrote:he produced his wallet; it was stuffed with more money than you can possibly imagine.
Or was that a "literary device" as well?
/me totally ignores that he bats for the wrong side ;P
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
1991 TZD hatch (Triton Green)
1992 Hurricane
1991 TZD hatch (Triton Green)
1992 Hurricane