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- docchevron
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They be the same as Visa's, and Mk1 CX's..
But then:
You ba$tard Billy! You've ruined her for other men!
Maybe I could turn her over??
Whilst I was looking a three plastic bumper captive nuts the talking Giraffe started talking to me, then he ate the fixings, so I stabbed him, but he kept munching...so I stabbed him some more, this upset my niece and she started balling, so I threw my wide screen telly at her, at the time Lisa Stansfield was telling me "I swear I love you" but she never got chance to finish cos the tube exploded...the resultant shower of glass finished the Giraffe off. But it did stop the niece from balling (she likes playing with glass).
Unfortuantley the resulatant electrical fireball engulfed the room and the bumper fixings, by this time retrieved from the bowels of the now dead but previousley talking Giraffe, melted said plastic fixings.
See, simple really...
Initially:The BXClub's No.1 wrote:There you go Doc. Excuse her handwriting but I'd just been round and biffed her and she was all of a quiver.
But then:
You ba$tard Billy! You've ruined her for other men!
Maybe I could turn her over??
Well, it goes thus:Tim wrote:I am totally confused now, what has lisa stansfield and giragges got to do with BX bumper fixings?
Whilst I was looking a three plastic bumper captive nuts the talking Giraffe started talking to me, then he ate the fixings, so I stabbed him, but he kept munching...so I stabbed him some more, this upset my niece and she started balling, so I threw my wide screen telly at her, at the time Lisa Stansfield was telling me "I swear I love you" but she never got chance to finish cos the tube exploded...the resultant shower of glass finished the Giraffe off. But it did stop the niece from balling (she likes playing with glass).
Unfortuantley the resulatant electrical fireball engulfed the room and the bumper fixings, by this time retrieved from the bowels of the now dead but previousley talking Giraffe, melted said plastic fixings.
See, simple really...
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
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- MULLEY
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- DavidRutherford
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- docchevron
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/\ yeah, them too!
I am recieving help, very nice she is too, but she sits in a comfy chair while I recline at a safe distance on a couch, behind a perspex screen, surronded by ape like body guards...
I know she wants me....
The Giraffe works again though, we've had a most enthralling debate about the works of Ted Hughes and William "Junky" Burroughs this eve.
Hail the Giraffe, saviour of man kind!
Cant watch the telly now though......
I am recieving help, very nice she is too, but she sits in a comfy chair while I recline at a safe distance on a couch, behind a perspex screen, surronded by ape like body guards...
I know she wants me....
The Giraffe works again though, we've had a most enthralling debate about the works of Ted Hughes and William "Junky" Burroughs this eve.
Hail the Giraffe, saviour of man kind!
Cant watch the telly now though......
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...