Citroen AX van for sale (mine, on eBay).

Buy or sell parts etc. Please put 'Wanted' in the title if it is a request for parts.
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Roverman wrote:Got to say Billy it did make me chuckle, you could do that for a living.
How much would you pay him though, to make you chuckle for a living? :o
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Get in there! Just had my first abusive message about it, some stroppy cockney arsehole has gone right off at the deep end about it :lol:
See bottom of listing (q and a section) for more details.
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Brilliant.........
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cavmad wrote:Just had my first abusive message about it, some stroppy cockney arsehole has gone right off at the deep end about it :lol:
See bottom of listing (q and a section) for more details.
Can't see it at the end of the 47 Q&A's. Did ebay delete this?
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...or the beginning, depending on how you look at it!
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stuart_hedges wrote:...or the beginning, depending on how you look at it!
Well the end (at the beginning) is the strongest but just following on the theme mainly............... I was expecting something indignantly moralistic! :wink:
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From the cock jockey himself (herself?)...

"i'd like to say that i have never read more rubbish in my life,you talk complete crap you sound like a proper stupid mental case idiot who has no life nothing better to say about an old shitty citroen ax which is clearly a car not a van you twat!i bet you find it so funny 'fanny batter you sick perverted dummy with no life"

So it's a shitty old Citroen but he complains I can't think anything better to say about it and it's car not a van but I actually said on the listing it was car not a van. Sharp f*cker isn't he? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cavmad wrote:From the cock jockey himself (herself?)...

"i'd like to say that i have never read more rubbish in my life,you talk complete crap you sound like a proper stupid mental case idiot who has no life nothing better to say about an old shitty citroen ax which is clearly a car not a van you twat!i bet you find it so funny 'fanny batter you sick perverted dummy with no life"

So it's a shitty old Citroen but he complains I can't think anything better to say about it and it's car not a van but I actually said on the listing it was car not a van. Sharp f*cker isn't he? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:


*Edit: M, I'll respond to your last message about this tit as late as possible on the listing, cheers.
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Report that bell end to e-bay, that'll really get their goat up :lol:
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Already done it mate. Now to keep an eye on him and see what he bids on or sells, I think I can have a lot of fun with that twat :lol:
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Looks like you are stick with the van...
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M wrote:Looks like you are stick with the van...
Can't say I'm surprised. A reserve more than it's value as (s)crap? I ask you! :roll:

Nice try Billy. But with Terry Brooks' BX facing the crusher on Saturday, that joke can end with a suitable cuboid punchline IMHO. :wink:


PS Although if you want to relist, and actually make some money then good on ya! :D
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My monies on a "it's a she" :lol:
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Billy wrote:any remnants of cherry bakewell that have passed through your digestive system
I've got to say, the anagram of "u take cash?" got me crying with laughter! :lol:
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Phil: It was above scrap value because there's life left in it as a useable 'product' and it's ready for action. You can be as smug as you like ace, water off a ducks back to me. It'll find a home for close to how much I want for it at some point, and even if it doesn't by the time I've either stripped it and weighed it in, or raced it somewhere I'll have had my money back no problem. Remember like all other vehicles it's only metal on wheels and they'll pretty much all end up in the great scrapyard in the sky one day.
Someone's got to help them on the way and it might as well be me.

Mat: cheers, had a lot of fun with the questions. I'm not planning on re-listing it tbh because it won't be the same.

Ken: reckon you're right there!
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