How much would you pay him though, to make you chuckle for a living?Roverman wrote:Got to say Billy it did make me chuckle, you could do that for a living.
Citroen AX van for sale (mine, on eBay).
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From the cock jockey himself (herself?)...
"i'd like to say that i have never read more rubbish in my life,you talk complete crap you sound like a proper stupid mental case idiot who has no life nothing better to say about an old shitty citroen ax which is clearly a car not a van you twat!i bet you find it so funny 'fanny batter you sick perverted dummy with no life"
So it's a shitty old Citroen but he complains I can't think anything better to say about it and it's car not a van but I actually said on the listing it was car not a van. Sharp f*cker isn't he?
"i'd like to say that i have never read more rubbish in my life,you talk complete crap you sound like a proper stupid mental case idiot who has no life nothing better to say about an old shitty citroen ax which is clearly a car not a van you twat!i bet you find it so funny 'fanny batter you sick perverted dummy with no life"
So it's a shitty old Citroen but he complains I can't think anything better to say about it and it's car not a van but I actually said on the listing it was car not a van. Sharp f*cker isn't he?
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cavmad wrote:From the cock jockey himself (herself?)...
"i'd like to say that i have never read more rubbish in my life,you talk complete crap you sound like a proper stupid mental case idiot who has no life nothing better to say about an old shitty citroen ax which is clearly a car not a van you twat!i bet you find it so funny 'fanny batter you sick perverted dummy with no life"
So it's a shitty old Citroen but he complains I can't think anything better to say about it and it's car not a van but I actually said on the listing it was car not a van. Sharp f*cker isn't he?
*Edit: M, I'll respond to your last message about this tit as late as possible on the listing, cheers.
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Report that bell end to e-bay, that'll really get their goat up
2002 C5 2.0 HDI Estate - Jasmine - Now SORN
2011 Mini Cooper D Clubman - SOLD
2016 Mercedes A180D Sport - Auto refinement
1992 TZD Turbo - Bluebell - My daily
1991 Gti 16V - Blaze - crash damaged, will get repaired.
1990 Gti 8Valve SOLD - looks like it's been scrapped
2002 Mini Cooper S - SOLD - i miss this car
1992 TXD - Scrapped in March 2014
1988 CX 25 GTI Turbo2 - SORN
1996 - AX Memphis 1.5D - Dream - SORN
I'm not just a username, i'm also called Matthew.
2011 Mini Cooper D Clubman - SOLD
2016 Mercedes A180D Sport - Auto refinement
1992 TZD Turbo - Bluebell - My daily
1991 Gti 16V - Blaze - crash damaged, will get repaired.
1990 Gti 8Valve SOLD - looks like it's been scrapped
2002 Mini Cooper S - SOLD - i miss this car
1992 TXD - Scrapped in March 2014
1988 CX 25 GTI Turbo2 - SORN
1996 - AX Memphis 1.5D - Dream - SORN
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Can't say I'm surprised. A reserve more than it's value as (s)crap? I ask you!M wrote:Looks like you are stick with the van...
Nice try Billy. But with Terry Brooks' BX facing the crusher on Saturday, that joke can end with a suitable cuboid punchline IMHO.
PS Although if you want to relist, and actually make some money then good on ya!
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Phil: It was above scrap value because there's life left in it as a useable 'product' and it's ready for action. You can be as smug as you like ace, water off a ducks back to me. It'll find a home for close to how much I want for it at some point, and even if it doesn't by the time I've either stripped it and weighed it in, or raced it somewhere I'll have had my money back no problem. Remember like all other vehicles it's only metal on wheels and they'll pretty much all end up in the great scrapyard in the sky one day.
Someone's got to help them on the way and it might as well be me.
Mat: cheers, had a lot of fun with the questions. I'm not planning on re-listing it tbh because it won't be the same.
Ken: reckon you're right there!
Someone's got to help them on the way and it might as well be me.
Mat: cheers, had a lot of fun with the questions. I'm not planning on re-listing it tbh because it won't be the same.
Ken: reckon you're right there!
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