The Challenge Cars

Post by **Defender110** » Wed May 09, 2012 4:40 pm

Des Smith wrote: Okay Tom, aloe vera wetwipes for sensitive skin, if you really want...

Ah yes the gentlemans ultimate bog roll / camping accessory!

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Wed May 09, 2012 5:15 pm

just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)

Des Smith · Post by **Des Smith** » Wed May 09, 2012 9:03 pm

Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)

Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.

saintjamesy89 · Post by **saintjamesy89** » Wed May 09, 2012 9:50 pm

Des Smith wrote:
Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)
Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.

I don't know, the yoof of today, what a load of poofs, in my day...

Oh, wait...

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Wed May 09, 2012 10:20 pm

Des Smith wrote:
Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)
Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.

what a waste Des, it was all good as long as you remembered to keep the chad for your finger nail

saintjamesy89 · Post by **saintjamesy89** » Wed May 09, 2012 10:39 pm

Apart from a country or a name, what's a Chad?? It sounds anatomical and unpleasant.

Paul296 · Post by **Paul296** » Wed May 09, 2012 11:22 pm

saintjamesy89 wrote:Apart from a country or a name, what's a Chad?? It sounds anatomical and unpleasant.

It's what they cut up into squares and hang on string in all the bogs in Mansfield

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Wed May 09, 2012 11:33 pm

The Infantry Technique - how to make the best use of that last sheet of TP

1.Take your sheet and tear out a circular hole in the middle.

2) use your imagination

3.Use the remaining disc of paper (classed as chad?) to clean under your fingernail.

Paul296 · Post by **Paul296** » Thu May 10, 2012 1:54 pm

Mickey taker wrote:The Infantry Technique - how to make the best use of that last sheet of TP

1.Take your sheet and tear out a circular hole in the middle.

2) use your imagination

3.Use the remaining disc of paper (classed as chad?) to clean under your fingernail.

Good grief!

Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short!

*

* And if you find you've neglected to put your nail clippers in your kit bag; DON'T bite 'em!

Des Smith · Post by **Des Smith** » Thu May 10, 2012 3:56 pm

Paul296 wrote:Good grief! Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! *

Quite literally one of the reasons they're called 'Poor Bloody Infantry'.

Still off-thread, the 'hanging chad' on the US voting cards was what got George Dubya into the White House. That was probably a bum deal, too!

Raining now (again) in the big smoke - I wonder how the weather is treating Day Two of the Challenge?

See, back on thread.........

Mickey taker · Post by **Mickey taker** » Thu May 10, 2012 4:13 pm

Paul296 wrote:
Good grief! Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! *

brings a whole new meaning to the saying

"They dont like it up em Mr Mannering "

ok back on topic

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Mon May 21, 2012 11:37 am

Some pics of Challenge cars in France:

Post by **Tim Leech** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:21 pm

Only been home 4 days and seems like a distant memory, wish I was still out there!

mds141 · Post by **mds141** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:29 pm

Me too.

On a plus note the weather forecast for wetherby is looking tres fantastique! I'll be going for Saturday and Sunday.

mds141 · Post by **mds141** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:35 pm

This time last week we were pitching up camp in Interlaken,tonight I'm off to work. Boo-Hoo:(

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