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Des Smith wrote: Okay Tom, aloe vera wetwipes for sensitive skin, if you really want...

Ah yes the gentlemans ultimate bog roll / camping accessory!

just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)

Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)

Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.

Des Smith wrote:

Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)

Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.

I don't know, the yoof of today, what a load of poofs, in my day...

Oh, wait...

Des Smith wrote:

Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective)

Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.

what a waste Des, it was all good as long as you remembered to keep the chad for your finger nail

Apart from a country or a name, what's a Chad?? It sounds anatomical and unpleasant.

saintjamesy89 wrote:Apart from a country or a name, what's a Chad?? It sounds anatomical and unpleasant.

It's what they cut up into squares and hang on string in all the bogs in Mansfield

The Infantry Technique - how to make the best use of that last sheet of TP

1.Take your sheet and tear out a circular hole in the middle.


2) use your imagination

3.Use the remaining disc of paper (classed as chad?) to clean under your fingernail.

Mickey taker wrote:The Infantry Technique - how to make the best use of that last sheet of TP

1.Take your sheet and tear out a circular hole in the middle.


2) use your imagination

3.Use the remaining disc of paper (classed as chad?) to clean under your fingernail.

Good grief! Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! *



* And if you find you've neglected to put your nail clippers in your kit bag; DON'T bite 'em!

Paul296 wrote:Good grief! Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! *

Quite literally one of the reasons they're called 'Poor Bloody Infantry'.

Still off-thread, the 'hanging chad' on the US voting cards was what got George Dubya into the White House. That was probably a bum deal, too!

Raining now (again) in the big smoke - I wonder how the weather is treating Day Two of the Challenge?

See, back on thread.........

Paul296 wrote:
Good grief! Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! *

brings a whole new meaning to the saying

"They dont like it up em Mr Mannering "

ok back on topic

Some pics of Challenge cars in France:

Only been home 4 days and seems like a distant memory, wish I was still out there!

Me too.
On a plus note the weather forecast for wetherby is looking tres fantastique! I'll be going for Saturday and Sunday.

This time last week we were pitching up camp in Interlaken,tonight I'm off to work. Boo-Hoo:(