BX Club Forum

BX Bandit wrote:IBE...I like it. How many speakers?????? Thom Yorkes a vegan dude?...I did not know that...makes b&gger all difference to me mind

Moby........mmmmmmm 'Lets write a tune to appeal to the masses'

Right I've lit the fuse, now I'm going to hide!!!!!

Er, the coach will have 25 speakers, including the subs, running through 5 Amps, It will be orchestral!

Indeed, Thom Yorke and Moby are both vegans, as is Stephen Morrissey!

You have Moby all wrong dude.
Listen to his early albums (The Story so far, Ambient, Early Underground, Everything is Wrong, Animal Rights (serious hard house Punk!), Move EP, and of course the seminal Play! Foooooooooooooking awesome stuff.

No-one has ever written a piece of music to rival the sonic beauty of Everloving, ever, Full Stop!.

Me and the owls are not amused......




Cheers
Chris G

Erm, no. Sorry, but I`m not a hairdresser. Mind you, that won`t bother you because at your age you probably have none left to cut anyway

I have my solution dude...........

This is what I do



And this is how it looks

Looks like the love child of Jose Mourinhio and Jamie Theakston
Shall I call you Perry Como-ver now?

Jose Mourinhio

You won`t like the answer to this but he`s manager of the mighty Chelsea F.C.
As you`re Welsh I can understand that you won`t know anything about sport so you`re excused for not knowing this*


































*Blue touch paper well alight, already retreated a few miles to a well hidden safe house

Good theory Billy, but Bandit's not welsh!

This gentle ribbing takes me back, although at least everyones having fun with it now!!!

Cheers
Chris G

Gentle ribbing? Last time I saw that written down it was on the front of a machine in the gent`s toilets

The machine to which you refer down our local says
"incase of failure of our product, please insert baby for refund"

Cant imagine who wrote that on it.......

Cheers
Chris G

Indeed I am not Welsh by birth place, however....................nah, I ain't gonna give you more ammo..

The reason I don't know anything about football in particular is because the game is an overrated heap of w*nk and played by w*nkers and is a huge waste of everybodies time because its all a huge pile of shitey w*nk.....thats just my humble opinion tho'

I dont like football either.

They pay those goalie types thousands of pounds every week. Wouldn't it be cheaper to brick the goals up??

Cheers
Chris G

Personally, I'd ban the game and instantly achieve a 75% reduction in the the number of Chelsea Tractors......

BX Bandit wrote:Indeed I am not Welsh by birth place, however....................nah, I ain't gonna give you more ammo..

The reason I don't know anything about football in particular is because the game is an overrated heap of w*nk and played by w*nkers and is a huge waste of everybodies time because its all a huge pile of shitey w*nk.....thats just my humble opinion tho'

That`s your problem mate, you never get straight to the point
You should try posting what you really think one day and include some swear words

cavmad wrote: That`s your problem mate, you never get straight to the point
You should try posting what you really think one day and include some swear words

Cheers
Chris G

Chris, a couple of points worth noting mate: firstly I think I need to explain to you that when the word `bird` is mentioned it`s not the feathered variety, it`s the sexist terminology type.
Secondly I hope you had a word with the clam jousting barmaid you mentioned last night. I was deeply disappointed not to receive any pic`s mate

But I like the fluffy owls

Ah yes, the bar maid! I asked, very politley, if I could take a photograph of her enourmous fun puppies for a mate up north, and then she slapped me! Probably a lesbian.......

Cheers
Chris G