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She must have been mate, there`s just no excuse for her appalling behaviour.
I could send you some pic`s of the barmaids in my most frequented alehouse but believe me they`re enough to turn you celibate. Mind you I am anyway, not through choice but marriage

That`s your problem mate, you never get straight to the point
You should try posting what you really think one day and include some swear words

I agree that I tend to skirt around the issues rather than go straight to the point but it's all in the name of diplomacy and not wishing to upset people. I find that carcasm in particular is not only the lowest form of wit but by it's very nature does not come across in writing, often leaving the recipient confused and full of self doubt. I also think swearing is for the weak and illiterate and find it does nothing but offend.

In future I would be most grateful if you can keep your opinions to yourself regarding how I should conduct myself and perhaps channel your energies into conducting mature and adult conversation where I can feel comfortable in expressing my opinions without incurring your snidey ramarks. Thank you. If you feel unable to conduct yourself appropriately, then I suggest you F8ck off before I cut your head off and stick it up yer a&se so you can watch me kick the cr@p out of you!!!!

You had me worried for a moment then mate. Since when have I ever not been opinionated or sarcastic and when was I ever mature?
That`s a lot to ask of little old me you know

Rest assured mate, all in jest

The last bit is soo not me - I ain't the fightin' type (I'm actually quoting Moe...one of my fave characters... )

Moe as in Moe Syzlack(sp)?

The one and only.....

Thought it was him mate! Now, using all your expertise could you please post a pic up of one of my favourites: the legendary Ralph Wiggum?




Oh, what`s the consensus for this weekend bash? Are we all stopping over or just some and what sort of time are we planning to arrive and all that kind of thing?

Ralph Wiggum? Am I about to fall for something per chance?? Not that I don't trust you nor nowt.............

No mate, 100% gen. I spent a fortune on holiday on one of those Arabian Derby games (rolling the ball into slots to make the horse move along a bit) just so I could win a Ralph Wiggum. I managed in the end (cost a bleeding fortune) but he now takes pride of place next to a talking Spongebob, one of the martians from Toy Story and Pingu!

I spent a fortune on holiday on one of those Arabian Derby games (rolling the ball into slots to make the horse move along a bit) just so I could win a Ralph Wiggum. I managed in the end (cost a bleeding fortune) but he now takes pride of place next to a talking Spongebob, one of the martians from Toy Story and Pingu!

Love it!
Pingu is one of my faves - who needs words, my son loves him too.
I need to find out more about Sponge Bob....any pointers dude??? Toy Story Marstians...magic!!

Just found a little Wiggum quiz....

http://quizilla.com/users/frigoslammer/ ... (Simpsons)

Above is not coming up as a link so paste it!

Any way, here's little boy Ralphy



And here is playing with his Daddy's remote control!!

Pictures are pure magic mate, nice one. You really do have to check Spongebob Squarepants out. It`s normally on Nickel Odeon on the kids channels on Sky. It`s utterly fantastic, look out for his daft mate Patrick Starfish

Oh, what`s the consensus for this weekend bash? Are we all stopping over or just some and what sort of time are we planning to arrive and all that kind of thing?

I assume that all who have voted are stopping over....(including 4 Docs....!!)...I'll get there Friday evening, hopefully we all can but maybe Saturday is more realisitic for some??. I've not checked what's on in the local area yet....... we could make our own entertainments (sphere change competition anyone???)...get a few tinnies down us, larf about, bbq and then trot down the boozer. Sunday?......ooooh lets not think about that

I'll try and check whats on in the vicinity...if any one else has ideas post 'em up....

Best not to plan too much...best laid plans etc...and booze always slips in under the radar and f&cks everything up anyway

Sphere throwing competition? First one to get one through a ********** windscreen is the winner?

Sphere throwing competition?

See who's the first to get the Calibra to explode?

Can`t see that mate. I won`t need to get past 2,100rpm to p*ss past you valver boys. I do fear for your mechanicals though, flat out screaming it in 5th as I dawdle past in 2nd picking my nose and reading the paper
Incidentally I`d recommend you don`t take up the offer of camping mate, it must be hard enough keeping it together on the smoothest of roads. I can`t see there being many parts still properly attached if you go over a bit of grass
Maybe you should put a FSIE engine in it, then it`d be nearer to it`s sibling Trabant