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I won`t need to get past 2,100rpm to p*ss past you valver boys. I do fear for your mechanicals though, flat out screaming it in 5th as I dawdle past in 2nd picking my nose and reading the paper

Doing 145 mph in 2nd gear, picking your nose and reading the paper....? That lady in the Galaxy wasn't really to blame was she Billy? Be honest, you can tell us....we'll not even mention at the meet in Stratford....

Come on now girls, all this bitchin' aint good for you, and the owls getting upset:


Play nicley!

Although, I do have to point out that the valver is much like a woman, they are both at thier best when screaming!

Cheers
Chris G

Doc, no offence mate but the nearest any of you are going to get to my ass is when I lap you on the bypass**
Bandit, when you`ve got a car as cool and sexy as a Calibra it does 147mph sat at the traffic lights*


EDIT:

*Verbal backlash expected

** I`ve just read that again and it sounds like I want to lap you when your close to my ass Perhaps I should have worded that better

*Verbal backlash expected

Goat Boy....I'm sure you're a lovely fella, top bannana and all that but just take a look dude:







Verbal Backlash not really needed..QED

BTW, if you want to lap arse.....don't feel embarrased dude...

Nice to see they all include a shelf to put your beer on while admiring the car! - None of those retractable ones here.

Although, I do have to point out that the valver is much like a woman, they are both at thier best when screaming

Just how many owl friends do you have Doc??

Notice how the top one has cleverly made a roller coaster ride for small rodents right down the side of his car? What a player!
What my car needs is the rear lights from the top one, the wheels from the middle one and the rear spoiler from the bottom one.

Oh, had you noticed how two of them are French registered? Since when did they ever know how to put a car together?

Oh, had you noticed how two of them are French registered? Since when did they ever know how to put a car together?

They certainly know how to go from bad to worse

The roller coaster ride does look fun for rodents...of course they wouldn't have problems staying on because air buffeting wouldn't be a factor at Cally top speed!!!!

One of the benefits of not having to hold on is that they could wave to passing tortoises too

BX Bandit wrote: Just how many owl friends do you have Doc??

Lots my friend, lots. For every occasion!

S*d the rodents getting all the fun, baking trays Billy, we could create a new sport involving Uber chavved Cally's!

Cheers
Chris G

Is it just me or has this gone wildly off-topic

Nope, think it must be just you Philip!

Sooooo, anyway, cars eh!

Cheers
Chris G

Happens to me a lot

Don`t know what you`re on about Phil.



Erm, err, erm so, err, who`s up for a weekend jobby then? Just realised `er indoors may be working which will scupper my stop-over plans. Unless they let kids into the local bars at night of course?