Does this actually work???? And does it have to be Steps?cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
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It`d need to be something bloody awful I should think. I`m not actually sure it does work and my truck is highly unlikely to break many speed limits but it fills a space in the windscreen!Marty wrote:Does this actually work???? And does it have to be Steps?cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
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Tim, I found `S Club 7` very effective. In fact Rachel Stevens and that dizzy blonde cockney bint are very effective in deflecting the glow of the utter shiteness of their music.
`If I were in your shoes` as young Rachel once sang. I`d love to be able to let her know she could gladly get in my shoes if I could get in to her undercrackers. Seems a fair swap to me!
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cavmad wrote:It`d need to be something bloody awful I should think. I`m not actually sure it does work and my truck is highly unlikely to break many speed limits but it fills a space in the windscreen!Marty wrote:Does this actually work???? And does it have to be Steps?cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
Me: Don`t know, but I wouldn`t listen to it if you paid me.
Truth: Blue-tacked to the windscreen of my Transit in a feeble attempt to ward off evil speed cameras.
Tim, I found `S Club 7` very effective. In fact Rachel Stevens and that dizzy blonde cockney bint are very effective in deflecting the glow of the utter shiteness of their music.
`If I were in your shoes` as young Rachel once sang. I`d love to be able to let her know she could gladly get in my shoes if I could get in to her undercrackers. Seems a fair swap to me!
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Now that`s what I call a picture, though she does seem a little over dressed.
Still, in her her flying jet set celebrity world I bet she`s never mended cars with hammers, sworn at inanimate objects, pints of lager and vodka and broken down in shonky old French cars.
Something for her to think about when she`s gazing at that picture of me on her bedroom wall.
Still, in her her flying jet set celebrity world I bet she`s never mended cars with hammers, sworn at inanimate objects, pints of lager and vodka and broken down in shonky old French cars.
Something for her to think about when she`s gazing at that picture of me on her bedroom wall.
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Why would you want her to be your ex?BX Bandit wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only she was my L.A. Ex
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Nah, Rachel Stevens is hotter than her. You is wrong innit
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She's 27 ain't she?Ian_Fearn wrote:Not old enough for me boys
How old do you like your women?
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She's got a pulse mate, thats all you need!Ian_Fearn wrote:Not old enough for me boys
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I have to say that young Rachel was a loving and giving girl but after fame, money and partying 24/7 came along I lost interest and told her to pack up her things and bu&&er off outa my house. She was desperatley upset and promised to change her ways but I didn't believe her, she left, her career plummeted and now she works in Tesco's.
I wasn't upset at all, no sooner had the lovely rachel left, than the even lovlier Emma Bunton moved in and she cooks me breakfast everyday. Bless her, ALL OF HER!
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Good question - I'm just been realistic really....she's bound to get peed off as I try and get the other S-Club-7 girlies into bed at the same time!!!Why would you want her to be your ex?
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