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cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
Me: Don`t know, but I wouldn`t listen to it if you paid me.
Truth: Blue-tacked to the windscreen of my Transit in a feeble attempt to ward off evil speed cameras.
Does this actually work???? :shock: And does it have to be Steps?
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I think any crap 90s dance group will do! Theres lots to choose from. Personally I find S club7 to be very affective, I wonder if the wont prosecute you down due to obvious insanity?
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Marty wrote:
cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
Me: Don`t know, but I wouldn`t listen to it if you paid me.
Truth: Blue-tacked to the windscreen of my Transit in a feeble attempt to ward off evil speed cameras.
Does this actually work???? :shock: And does it have to be Steps?
It`d need to be something bloody awful I should think. I`m not actually sure it does work and my truck is highly unlikely to break many speed limits but it fills a space in the windscreen!

Tim, I found `S Club 7` very effective. In fact Rachel Stevens and that dizzy blonde cockney bint are very effective in deflecting the glow of the utter shiteness of their music.
`If I were in your shoes` as young Rachel once sang. I`d love to be able to let her know she could gladly get in my shoes if I could get in to her undercrackers. Seems a fair swap to me!
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cavmad wrote:
Marty wrote:
cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
Me: Don`t know, but I wouldn`t listen to it if you paid me.
Truth: Blue-tacked to the windscreen of my Transit in a feeble attempt to ward off evil speed cameras.
Does this actually work???? :shock: And does it have to be Steps?
It`d need to be something bloody awful I should think. I`m not actually sure it does work and my truck is highly unlikely to break many speed limits but it fills a space in the windscreen!

Tim, I found `S Club 7` very effective. In fact Rachel Stevens and that dizzy blonde cockney bint are very effective in deflecting the glow of the utter shiteness of their music.
`If I were in your shoes` as young Rachel once sang. I`d love to be able to let her know she could gladly get in my shoes if I could get in to her undercrackers. Seems a fair swap to me!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only she was my L.A. Ex 8)
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Now that`s what I call a picture, though she does seem a little over dressed.
Still, in her her flying jet set celebrity world I bet she`s never mended cars with hammers, sworn at inanimate objects, drunk pints of lager and vodka and broken down in shonky old French cars.
Something for her to think about when she`s gazing at that picture of me on her bedroom wall.
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LA X isnt that to make you go to the toilet?
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BX Bandit wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only she was my L.A. Ex 8)
Why would you want her to be your ex? :shock:
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Because Rachel Hunter had come to her senses and moved back in of course.
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Nah, Rachel Stevens is hotter than her. You is wrong innit
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Not old enough for me boys :shock: :D
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Ian_Fearn wrote:Not old enough for me boys :shock: :D
She's 27 ain't she? :shock:

How old do you like your women? :?: :!:
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Ian_Fearn wrote:Not old enough for me boys :shock: :D
She's got a pulse mate, thats all you need!
If theres grass on the green..... etc

I have to say that young Rachel was a loving and giving girl but after fame, money and partying 24/7 came along I lost interest and told her to pack up her things and bu&&er off outa my house. She was desperatley upset and promised to change her ways but I didn't believe her, she left, her career plummeted and now she works in Tesco's.
I wasn't upset at all, no sooner had the lovely rachel left, than the even lovlier Emma Bunton moved in and she cooks me breakfast everyday. Bless her, ALL OF HER! :D
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Why would you want her to be your ex?
Good question - I'm just been realistic really....she's bound to get peed off as I try and get the other S-Club-7 girlies into bed at the same time!!!
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Emma Bunton? Now you`re cooking :P The only good looking Spice Girl and a fit as ****.
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