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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:16 pm
by M
cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
Me: Don`t know, but I wouldn`t listen to it if you paid me.
Truth: Blue-tacked to the windscreen of my Transit in a feeble attempt to ward off evil speed cameras.
Does this actually work????
And does it have to be Steps?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:39 pm
by tim leech
I think any crap 90s dance group will do! Theres lots to choose from. Personally I find S club7 to be very affective, I wonder if the wont prosecute you down due to obvious insanity?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:19 pm
by cavmad
Marty wrote:cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
Me: Don`t know, but I wouldn`t listen to it if you paid me.
Truth: Blue-tacked to the windscreen of my Transit in a feeble attempt to ward off evil speed cameras.
Does this actually work????
And does it have to be Steps?
It`d need to be something bloody awful I should think. I`m not actually sure it does work and my truck is highly unlikely to break many speed limits but it fills a space in the windscreen!
Tim, I found `S Club 7` very effective. In fact Rachel Stevens and that dizzy blonde cockney bint are very effective in deflecting the glow of the utter shiteness of their music.
`If I were in your shoes` as young Rachel once sang. I`d love to be able to let her know she could gladly get in my shoes if I could get in to her undercrackers. Seems a fair swap to me!
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:43 pm
by Kitch
cavmad wrote:Marty wrote:cavmad wrote:Mrs Cavmad: Where`s my `Steps` CD?
Me: Don`t know, but I wouldn`t listen to it if you paid me.
Truth: Blue-tacked to the windscreen of my Transit in a feeble attempt to ward off evil speed cameras.
Does this actually work????
And does it have to be Steps?
It`d need to be something bloody awful I should think. I`m not actually sure it does work and my truck is highly unlikely to break many speed limits but it fills a space in the windscreen!
Tim, I found `S Club 7` very effective. In fact Rachel Stevens and that dizzy blonde cockney bint are very effective in deflecting the glow of the utter shiteness of their music.
`If I were in your shoes` as young Rachel once sang. I`d love to be able to let her know she could gladly get in my shoes if I could get in to her undercrackers. Seems a fair swap to me!
Seconded
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:12 pm
by BX Bandit
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only she was my L.A. Ex
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:56 pm
by cavmad
Now that`s what I call a picture, though she does seem a little over dressed.
Still, in her her flying jet set celebrity world I bet she`s never mended cars with hammers, sworn at inanimate objects,
pints of lager and vodka and broken down in shonky old French cars.
Something for her to think about when she`s gazing at that picture of me on her bedroom wall.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:57 pm
by tim leech
LA X isnt that to make you go to the toilet?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:00 pm
by Kitch
BX Bandit wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only she was my L.A. Ex
Why would you want her to be your ex?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:08 pm
by cavmad
Because Rachel Hunter had come to her senses and moved back in of course.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:11 pm
by Kitch
Nah, Rachel Stevens is hotter than her. You is wrong innit
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:17 pm
by Ian_Fearn
Not old enough for me boys
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:31 pm
by Kitch
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:45 am
by docchevron
Ian_Fearn wrote:Not old enough for me boys
She's got a pulse mate, thats all you need!
If theres grass on the green..... etc
I have to say that young Rachel was a loving and giving girl but after fame, money and partying 24/7 came along I lost interest and told her to pack up her things and bu&&er off outa my house. She was desperatley upset and promised to change her ways but I didn't believe her, she left, her career plummeted and now she works in Tesco's.
I wasn't upset at all, no sooner had the lovely rachel left, than the even lovlier Emma Bunton moved in and she cooks me breakfast everyday. Bless her, ALL OF HER!
Cheers
Chris G
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:34 am
by BX Bandit
Why would you want her to be your ex?
Good question - I'm just been realistic really....she's bound to get peed off as I try and get the other S-Club-7 girlies into bed at the same time!!!
Mycoxanotfloppin!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:08 am
by cavmad
Emma Bunton? Now you`re cooking
The only good looking Spice Girl and a fit as ****.
