BUMPER BITS

tim leech · Post by **tim leech** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:34 am

The local dealers have ordered me 3 today at last! Just need a few more bits now. Anyone got a Mk1 side-repeater lense please?

ken newbold · Post by **ken newbold** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:53 pm

Are they the round ones with chrome round the edge? If so, they are the same as something else. I've seen them on AX or Pug or something

Post by **docchevron** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:36 pm

They be the same as Visa's, and Mk1 CX's..

The BXClub's No.1 wrote:There you go Doc. Excuse her handwriting but I'd just been round and biffed her and she was all of a quiver.

Initially:

But then:

You ba$tard Billy! You've ruined her for other men!
Maybe I could turn her over??

Tim wrote:I am totally confused now, what has lisa stansfield and giragges got to do with BX bumper fixings?

Well, it goes thus:
Whilst I was looking a three plastic bumper captive nuts the talking Giraffe started talking to me, then he ate the fixings, so I stabbed him, but he kept munching...so I stabbed him some more, this upset my niece and she started balling, so I threw my wide screen telly at her, at the time Lisa Stansfield was telling me "I swear I love you" but she never got chance to finish cos the tube exploded...the resultant shower of glass finished the Giraffe off. But it did stop the niece from balling (she likes playing with glass).
Unfortuantley the resulatant electrical fireball engulfed the room and the bumper fixings, by this time retrieved from the bowels of the now dead but previousley talking Giraffe, melted said plastic fixings.

See, simple really...

Barnsley BXer · Post by **Barnsley BXer** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:06 pm

I think you need help Doc,I really do

MULLEY · Post by **MULLEY** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:10 pm

What's the name of those pills

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:59 pm

Cyanide

Only joking docchevron

DavidRutherford · Post by **DavidRutherford** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:31 pm

docchevron1472 wrote:They be the same as Visa's, and Mk1 CX's..

Also 2CV.

Post by **docchevron** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:41 am

/\ yeah, them too!

I am recieving help, very nice she is too, but she sits in a comfy chair while I recline at a safe distance on a couch, behind a perspex screen, surronded by ape like body guards...
I know she wants me....

The Giraffe works again though, we've had a most enthralling debate about the works of Ted Hughes and William "Junky" Burroughs this eve.
Hail the Giraffe, saviour of man kind!
Cant watch the telly now though......