The only notes I have ever seen under my wipers are from local scrapyards offering to take mine away

I really hope she turns out the girl of your dreams, it all works out and you both live happily ever after. No, seriously, these things do happen quite often and very much a case of the truth being stranger than fiction.
Please do keep us up to date Johnathan, it has all the makings of a smashing story.
Make sure you have a big wedding venue as we'll all be coming along
