wanted towbar

SamWise · Post by **SamWise** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:18 pm

charlie wrote:
so then the tow bar represents mans innate and proactive desire to pull the world into order and of course being french in origin it prognosticates the agnostic influence on the presupposition that a vengeful god exists

so then naturally the action of shaping an object by urinating into a by product of global warming should awaken in all of us a deeply melancholy stage in the development of the human race

Yeah, that's pretty much what I meant. But I'm sure everyone could see THAT without it being explained.

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:26 pm

/\ Off Topic? You're off the planet mate!

Tim we've had this before, you/we can't just stop the banter and transfer it to another post, life isn't that religiously structured and it'd be dull if it was. If the original meaning of the post gets lost then it'll rear it's head when/if the poster needs to.

Anyways you and Billy in a tent would be a good cartoon moment - much like a dog and a cat. So the question remains, who's going to purr nicely and who's gonna be the bitch?

MULLEY · Post by **MULLEY** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:40 pm

I think both of em will be bitching

RxBX · Post by **RxBX** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:46 pm

MULLEY WROTE:-

"George, there you go, 2 towbars available, one free & one not so free, the choice is yours my friend Laughing"

This thread may NEED TWO tow-bars to pull it thro' to the end ! LOL !

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:19 pm

What you talking bout crazy fools? There ain't gonna be no tent business. Unless Tim has a foxy sister or something. Or a big knockered young blonde receptionist from his works who's bored of doing naff all day (except answering the complaints number) and is desperate for a bit of goatboy action?

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:27 pm

This thread is about the most surreal we've had

MULLEY · Post by **MULLEY** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:35 pm

Who would have thought towbars could be so interesting

SamWise · Post by **SamWise** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:42 pm

BX Bandit wrote:/\ Off Topic? You're off the planet mate!

It's been said.....

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:42 pm

I wish it was me who wanted a towbar, this thread must have had more hits than Frank Bruno!

Post by **docchevron** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:45 am

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A bucket of fish.

Another thread that should be made sticky 4EVAH!

Post by **Tim Leech** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:01 am

cavmad wrote:What you talking bout crazy fools? There ain't gonna be no tent business. Unless Tim has a foxy sister or something. Or a big knockered young blonde receptionist from his works who's bored of doing naff all day (except answering the complaints number) and is desperate for a bit of goatboy action?

Have you met my sister Lindsey then?

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:07 am

SamWise wrote:
BX Bandit wrote:/\ Off Topic? You're off the planet mate!
It's been said.....

Oh sorry Sam, I took so long posting you snipped in before me! I was referring to Charlies off the wall blurb (which is just way over my head but he's one life's great little philosophists

I wonder if he meant Tow Bar or Toe Bar - so that all his little toes could have a drink?

Anyway, Tim my man, which is it to be because you seem confused:

*[On Topic] Tow bar tow bar can we get back on topic about this poor chap wanting a tow bar [/On Topic]

or do you fancy dirt trackin' and going....

*[Off Topic] ...by joining the banter.....[/Off Topic]

hmmmmm?

Post by **docchevron** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:34 am

Roverman wrote:
Have you met my sister Lindsey then?

Further and better particulars please young man!

Does she like cars and buses and geting dirty and stuff?
Single?
Age?
etc etc..
Ta!

Ok, so if she's lovely, single and all that, since you've met me, then embroider the truth a bit and tell her I look like Brad Pitt or something..

Post by **Tim Leech** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:14 am

Sadly not but shes likes animals and im sure could be persuaded abut the buses, and she likes her bifters and beer unlike myself. Doubt my bro in law would be chuffed mind, actually he probably wouldnt give a damn knowing him.

Post by **docchevron** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:35 pm

Bro in law easily sorted. Number 4 coal shovel, back of the head, roll of carpet, Mendips.
Jobbed.