CAVMAD! One for you?

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:07 pm

What was that Billy? Didn't quite catch that!

I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

wots that then??

tom · Post by **tom** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:39 pm

He speaks with forked tongue! He actually has a DZE which Marty will recognise immediately as being the rarest of all BXs . The badge gave it all away: Diamond Zoe Earnshaw (His Lordship being just a little confused at times...) Marty will elaborate in due course.

M · Post by M » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:25 pm

Earnshaw - a small Yorkshire firm who devised the Diamond with a diamond wheel configuration, built by the eminent Yorkshirman Batty Rhomboid) and later in years built three experimental Aluminium bodied BX cars at a secret location in Lancashire (later records show this to be an old fish gutting warehouse on the Docks at Fleetwood). Rumours of a car being lost in the docks as it was transported to the refinishing shed by gondola have proved unfounded when in 1992 a team of crack divers scoured the entire docks.

Only one of the experimental Ally bodied BX's is known still to exist - a freak accient on a factory day trip wiping out all trace of the other two and most of the staff, save little Dave the teaboy, who was so traumatised by the events that he has never fully been able to explain what happened. Little Dave who was orphaned and subsequently raised by wild flowers, blosoomed into a strapping 6 foot Lancastrian and went on to have a bit of a thing about BX's.

The ally bodied BX was painted green and fitted out in Hurricaine livery and trim. It is rumoured whenever the car hits 188 MPH a hole opens in the fabric of the drivers seat and sucks them into a different dimension - hence every so often the only Ally bodied BX comes up for sale on eBay - a result of the space time rip means it someimes changes body style or colour....

The DZE was truly a one off, built by Mr Earnshaw himself from a standard 1.7 N/A estate and named after his mistress Zoe the car is fabled to have a massive 250 BHP and yet return over 100 miles to an eggcup of chip oil. Learning from the mistakes with the Ally boddied Hurricaines this car retained its steel / GRP construction, but benefited from velvet plush trim and a water bed in the boot.

Truly a rare machine and one for historical preservation. (and this is before I have had a drink....)

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:11 pm

I`m D to the E and my middle name is Zee, kicking up a storm in my turbo d, your 16V BX ain`t go no class, try and overtake and I`ll bust a cap in yo ass.

Mc DZE and the BX Massive.

capri · Post by **capri** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:03 am

I think you ought to change your sig to reflect the true nature of your car, cavmad. The world needs to know about this hallowed DZE of yours.

djoptix · Post by **djoptix** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:25 am

BX Bandit wrote:I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

Jelly!

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:00 am

capri wrote:I think you ought to change your sig to reflect the true nature of your car, cavmad. The world needs to know about this hallowed DZE of yours.

Speak for yourself Capri.....

You're D to the E and your middle name is Zee
You ain't gonna catch me in my 16v
Me and ma bruvvas we gonna f&ck you reeel goood
Don't come cruisin' round our neighbourhood

Bust a Cap in our Ass?
Real class....
You be goin' down
If you try and pass

Me and me homies....we gonna big it up wiv da 16v massseeeeve
Bo.....krunkin........

Post by **docchevron** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:55 am

O K.

So, I've had a few

, but even so, WTF is going on here??

I thought I was losing my tenuous grip on reality, so either I actually have, or you guys are staring in the twilight zone? Or maybe I'm

?

OOhh, sweeties!

Cheers
Chris G

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:59 am

Don't ask me mate I just go with the flow and take the p!ss out of Billy...join in mate it's great fun

Post by **docchevron** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:01 am

WTF are you still doing up at this hour Bandito??

I thought I was the only BX Clubber allowed nocternal hours rights??

Hey Anna Lee is on ITV 3!

Always had a thing for Imogen Stubbs, god knows I've gota thing on right now!!

Cheers
Chris G

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:06 am

Can't sleep dude...quite annoying really.

Stubbsee is not bad mate...probably a bit wrinkled no tho'??

Post by **docchevron** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:14 am

Dont care how wrinkled she is matey!

I love her soooooooooooo much.

It's finished now

God, she is sooooooo lovely. humna humna!

hhmm, cant sleep eh? try beer, followed by beer, working for me!!

Cheers
Chris G

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:52 am

I ain`t going cruisin` with you and you your bodgers,
or hanging round your hood with a bunch of soap dodgers

You say I cannot catch you in your 16-V
that`s coz I ain`t waiting wit ya for the RAC
Spitting out yo lyrics that are soft as f***k,
while your tin-pot car gets loaded on the truck.

Check me on out as I drive by ya spraying mud,
as you sit in your motah leaking out it`s green blood
Face up to facts you ain`t got no class there bud,
Your rapping game is weak and your 16V is dud.

I ain`t going cruisin` with you and you your bodgers,
or hanging round your hood with a bunch of soap dodgers

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:00 am

Stickin' to ya own side is awl very well
Get yo wheels in our 'hood you goin' down in hell
You think your wheels are krunkin, you think your wheels is fast
Let me tell you M**** F**** you piece of sh!t won't last

You rip the sh!t out ma crusin' machine
You can't drive faster than the m**** f****** queen
You dis ma lyrics - like I'm prayin' up to heaven
Gonna do a drive by with my AK-47

Wiv all dis sh!t, it's gettin' hard core
My rappin reads the wurd and it knows da score
Yo' set of wheels is cheap, you'll get pulled by a cop
Yo ass is goin' down as is your rhyming pop

Post by **docchevron** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:14 pm

Wow, we are having our very own rap off!

You guys actually have talent in a bizarre kinda way!

Maybe you should call a record label
The BX Boys, I can see it now! 20% royalties if you use the name!

Cheers
Chris G