CAVMAD! One for you?

[BX Bandit]

I ain't had time to read all your cr@p
I call it pop and you call it rap
How far will you go Billy, c'mon how far?
Go back to buying Pop at your local spar

Now you feelin insecure and bringin in your homies
The north south divide is meant to thro me?
I'm a one man crew a gangsta rapper
This north and south sh1t is just fukk1n natter

If you feelin paranoid stop complainin'
I can see the desperation, you startin strainin'
You should reall back off, you know you oughtta
Thats enough for now, I gotta pick me daughter

Come back at me on a two to one?
You gettin scared and yo' itchin to run...

[cavmad]

..the only I run from is shandy and old women
two of the things in which your tinpot village is swimmin
I don`t wanna buy some pop or go to your nearest Spar
to find you shoplifting bacon and hidin it in your car

coz you`ve got the perfect alibi in a shonky heap like that
for everytime you start the ***t it smells of cooking fat
if you get chased by plod don`t panic `bout lack of no clout
coz the amount of smoke that comes out the back will see them droppin out

I saw the clip the other day in the South Wales village times,
`cops seek fruitcake in 2 stroke car whose been doin loads of crimes`
Stealing bacon, nicking smokes and scrumping old folks fruit
look out for a spotty chav in a Burberry shell suit

Don`t approach the suspect please said cops in the meet they give,
it`s not that he is dangerous but you`ll lose the will to live
coz nothin he says makes much sense it`s just incoherent rambling
his swift return to the mental home is something not worth gambling

For we will catch him mighty soon and for his crimes he`ll suffer:
offences to the human race and a 16V badged duffer
we`ll let him do a job again and give him a ten hour start
then walk on slowly after him and nick him on horse and cart

He`s even got his own bar cells which he has had gildered
on the windows in the room for the dangerously bewildered
He`s heading back there really soon, to complete his time and more
for he has just been battered in the BX Club rap war.

Back at ya homies, Cavmad is the word. Owwwwwwwww!