FOR SALE SPARES/REPAIR 1997 (P) 1.4 ZX LEADER GREEN

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:11 pm

BANG! And the headgasket has gone!

jonathan_dyane · Post by **jonathan_dyane** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:46 pm

Post by **docchevron** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:15 am

I'm bloody dying! My ribs are actually breaking.
This is the funniest thing I've read, pretty much ever!
Gold stars to all!

M · Post by M » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:19 pm

You rotters, poor bloke wants to part with his borked ZX and you frighten him off. You should be ashamed of yourselves. LOL

DavidRutherford · Post by **DavidRutherford** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:02 pm

... shouldn't have made us all wear ear defenders then should he....

demag · Post by **demag** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:30 pm

IT'S HUGE!

Wish mine was that big!

M · Post by M » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:37 am

According to Sian Davies, mine really is that big, however its still managed to fill the bacck seats of a people carrier. The wife says its big enough thank you and not tonight as she has a headache.

Post by **docchevron** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:56 pm

/\ I know a rather poor quality joke about that.....

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:22 pm

Whos is Sian Davies when he's at home

M · Post by M » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:28 pm

My ex, I was with her for rather a long time before she ran off with my (apparently better hung) mate. Who she subseqently married then buggered off and left him. She seemed to take great delight in telling me I had a tiny todger. But like i said, no one else has complained and my mrs is happy with it, and its filled the car ( so it cant be that smal can it?). At the end of the day it does its job and im happy with it.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:12 pm

Hell hath no fury and all that Marty and she's obviously bitter and twisted. I love rowing with ex-birds, had many a pub carpark argument and ended up wearing a pint of lager more than once.

M · Post by M » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:57 pm

Oh, been belted round the head with a Newky brown bottle, slashed at with a vegetable knife and had a plate broken over my arm - and that was just the wife, sh has mellowed though n recent years.

stuart_hedges · Post by **stuart_hedges** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:40 pm

I'm glad you have such a good relationship with your todger, Marty. Now do you think we could maybe talk about something else?

Ooh! Kittens!

maxgreenwood · Post by **maxgreenwood** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:50 am

that thread is the funniest thing i've ever read.

maxgreenwood · Post by **maxgreenwood** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:50 am

oh