This forum has some very smart and expressive people on it - which makes it puzzling as to why the need to post in chavspeak simply for effect ...............
My personal stance isn't a moral one - in fact my other post about Kiwi's use of immoderate language was simply an eye-poking mickey-take on his earlier soapboxing - and then his own descent into lavatory-wibble.
This country's already enough of a cesspit - surely there's no need to copy the behaviour of the burgeoning epsilon minuses unless there's a dire need? If I want my ears and eyes assaulted by the language of the gutter and the morals of the farmyard, I'll simply switch to the Dave channel ..........
In the meantime, I come here for the quality of the posting - not to learn new and imaginitive English words.
Sieg!
Decided to change the spark plugs, rotor arm and dizzy cap today. Two of the plugs had shed their electrodes and all four were close to seizing in their bores!! Took the rotor arm off [funny looking thing ducellier]? metal contact was virtually non existent and the same for the inside of the dizzy cap!! Suffice to say replacements promptly orded at motor factors. 
