Well, I used to be a teacher...Do you also have a matching tweed jacket with patches ironed on the elbows?
DavidRutherford:
Only when the indicators weren't working...And smoking a pipe, while giving hand signals?
Tim:
I've got a travel rug too! Incredibly useful things. A mate of mine bought it for me as a joke, to match the Rover, but I love it so much I've kept it; it currently resides in the boot of the BX.I did have a travel rug in mine, and a 8 track!
I've spent many hours sitting on that rug looking at broken down cars of mine...