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Des Smith wrote: Okay Tom, aloe vera wetwipes for sensitive skin, if you really want...
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just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective) :lol:
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Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective) :lol:
Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Des Smith wrote:
Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective) :lol:
Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't know, the yoof of today, what a load of poofs, in my day...

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Des Smith wrote:
Mickey taker wrote:just need to teach them all the british army one sheet bum wipe now then ( its not pretty but its effective) :lol:
Not anymore, thank God! Compo ration packs now feature Toffly six-packs for that tactical movement with a soft and gentle finish and no afterburn.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
what a waste Des, it was all good as long as you remembered to keep the chad for your finger nail :lol:
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Apart from a country or a name, what's a Chad?? It sounds anatomical and unpleasant.
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saintjamesy89 wrote:Apart from a country or a name, what's a Chad?? It sounds anatomical and unpleasant.
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It's what they cut up into squares and hang on string in all the bogs in Mansfield :shock:
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The Infantry Technique - how to make the best use of that last sheet of TP

1.Take your sheet and tear out a circular hole in the middle.


2) use your imagination :lol:

3.Use the remaining disc of paper (classed as chad?) to clean under your fingernail.
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Mickey taker wrote:The Infantry Technique - how to make the best use of that last sheet of TP

1.Take your sheet and tear out a circular hole in the middle.


2) use your imagination :lol:

3.Use the remaining disc of paper (classed as chad?) to clean under your fingernail.
Good grief! :shock: Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! :D*



* And if you find you've neglected to put your nail clippers in your kit bag; DON'T bite 'em! :(
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Paul296 wrote:Good grief! :shock: Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! :D*
Quite literally one of the reasons they're called 'Poor Bloody Infantry'.

Still off-thread, the 'hanging chad' on the US voting cards was what got George Dubya into the White House. That was probably a bum deal, too!

Raining now (again) in the big smoke - I wonder how the weather is treating Day Two of the Challenge?

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Paul296 wrote:
Good grief! :shock: Well, the salutary lesson to be learned from that little exposition, is that if ever one finds oneself serving in the infantry and a woeful lack of loo roll is likely; keep your fingernails cut nice and short! :D*
brings a whole new meaning to the saying

"They dont like it up em Mr Mannering " :lol:

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Some pics of Challenge cars in France:

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Only been home 4 days and seems like a distant memory, wish I was still out there!
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Me too. :(
On a plus note the weather forecast for wetherby is looking tres fantastique! I'll be going for Saturday and Sunday.
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This time last week we were pitching up camp in Interlaken,tonight I'm off to work. Boo-Hoo:( :(
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