The XYL has decided to take no.1 daughter to Greece for a week in celebration of completion of A-levels...
Mrs Doz "I'll take the tractor (BX) so you can have the C4"
Mr Doz "I'll have the BX, it's 100% reliable"
Mrs Doz (having put up no fight at all) "OK"
Mrs Doz leaves for Greece in said C4
Mr Doz leaves for Stonehouse in 100% reliable BX... which promptly pops that little hose that links the thermostat housing to the tube across the back of the head and drops its coolant in Slad .....
.... 100% , where's Murray Walker when you need him
GSF £6 later , well, it'll be here tomorrow !