Bloody buggering fcuk

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:57 am

I had just started to convince Lena that we should attend the National. She was just starting to ask “How long will it take?” and “Where is it?”. Just getting interested and warming to the idea….

….when the ante-natal tutor announced an extra session this Saturday.

Ask me if I’m pissed off. Go on, ask me.

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:09 am

There's always Sunday

DavidRutherford · Post by **DavidRutherford** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:00 pm

*Moves to a safe distance*

Oscar... are you pissed off?

Well, you did ask....

*Runs away*

Post by **docchevron** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:03 pm

An indifferent day?

Stewart (oily!) · Post by **Stewart (oily!)** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:25 pm

The weather forecast is better for the sunday anyway, go on, just do it

I might even make you both a cuppa.
Stewart

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:49 pm

No, it was the BX convoy that I was interested in. A CONVOY. Of BXs!!

Who could resist?

Lena, apparently.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:22 pm

Come on Oscar, what's more important here: a day at anti-natal with your dearly beloved or meeting with a load of internet buddies and going in convoy to a car meeting that's been 25 years in the making, having a laugh and meeting people you have chatted to?

Yeah, I'd be at the anti-natal too

DLM · Post by **DLM** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:29 pm

If it's the love of a good woman or a BX, then the good woman wins every time (though of course, subject to discussion).

Hope Swampy is still running as well as it was when it left Southampton....

tom · Post by **tom** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:39 pm

Would you please convey that to WBM David?
Oscar- Child will be born anyway. They have no ante natal clinics in Third world countries and the children survive. Here we have hospitals, district nurses, child guidance, pediatric nursing and some busybody to give the brat an asbo if it cries. The state is your nanny. Take the trip to the national.

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:44 pm

I've had two kids. First one, I attended antenatal classes. Second didn't. They do nothing much except confirm what you already know. Anyway it all - I promise - goes out the window on the day...

As for tutor announcing an extra session. Codswallop. You need the National more than you (or your lovely wife) needs 'another session'.

Fight for your rights!

Post by **docchevron** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:56 am

All I can say is thank god you cant get kleenex pregnant!

Love of a good woman or the BX...

Well, I've still got the BX's sooooo.......