My personal favourite "Doc is reeeeeealy offensive" quote is when someone gets on his bus and has a winge:
"This bus is late. Why weren't you here on time. The prices are too high. Whinge Whinge Whinge"
(I'll let Doc do the reply..)
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No it isn't, it's an inanimate object and thus cannot have dead so cant be late.Irate dumb punter wrote: "This bus is late.
OR:
No sh!t, have you seen the queues of traffis EVERY-BL**DY-WHERE you blind stegasaurus?
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Yes, our bus service is crap, I recommend you buy a car.
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Yes it is, and?
Well I was feeling a bit hot, so I dapped home for a showerAnother Whinging Pleb wrote:Why weren't you here on time.
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I was at home baking cakes
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I forgot to feed the neighbours rabbit so I had to pop out
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I knew your pig ugly face would be here at this time today, so I purposley left eleventybillion hours late, just to pi$$ you off, do I win a prize?
Yes they are, I agree, it's much cheaper to run a car, so why dont you buy one and use that rather than ruining my day by hauling your morbidly obese ar$e onto my bus everyday?Yet another toe sucking moron wrote:The prices are too high. Whinge Whinge Whinge"
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We gota keep the shareholders happy, you gutter trash dont matter to anyone, you're unloved saps, live with it
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In the extremley unlikely event that no-one murders you before you reach retirement then you get a free bus pass, so like the rest of these old carmudgeons that spend all bl**dy day riding round aimlessly on the bus for naff all, you too can wait for god stood at a bus stop waiting for a bus that if there's any justice wont turn up, and you'll die of old age waiting for it.
Yes, I actually do use all of these regularly!
As for the Sheerline, I understand theres very few left in any semblence of order, about 38 IIRC. I know where there is one, and I want it bad! It has the same engine as my ambulance!
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
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IMHO It is a beautiful machine from the photos i've seen.docchevron1472 wrote:As for the Sheerline, I understand theres very few left in any semblence of order, about 38 IIRC. I know where there is one, and I want it bad! It has the same engine as my ambulance!
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Theres one that lives in Clifton village, my dad knew the owner many years ago.
It looks awful, but it has looked the same way for long as I can remember, the guy uses it everyday.
I'll wait til he snuffs it and nab it!
It looks awful, but it has looked the same way for long as I can remember, the guy uses it everyday.
I'll wait til he snuffs it and nab it!
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
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Ahhhh.....yes....patience is a virtue.docchevron1472 wrote:I'll wait til he snuffs it and nab it!
My Cars:
'93 BX 19GTi Sedan 5M
'89 BX 19TRI Estate 5M
'89 AX GT(With EFI) 2door 5M
In the Family:
'74 SM IE (Fully Restored) 5M
'90 BX 19TRI122 Sedan 4A
'02 Xantia Exclusive Sedan 4AA
'06 C5 2.2HDi Estate 6A
'93 BX 19GTi Sedan 5M
'89 BX 19TRI Estate 5M
'89 AX GT(With EFI) 2door 5M
In the Family:
'74 SM IE (Fully Restored) 5M
'90 BX 19TRI122 Sedan 4A
'02 Xantia Exclusive Sedan 4AA
'06 C5 2.2HDi Estate 6A
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HAHAHA...arsenic sounds good.docchevron1472 wrote:yeah, alas I'm the most inpatient person EVER, so I might help the old boy on his way!
Gentle "persuasion" can help the ageing process
My Cars:
'93 BX 19GTi Sedan 5M
'89 BX 19TRI Estate 5M
'89 AX GT(With EFI) 2door 5M
In the Family:
'74 SM IE (Fully Restored) 5M
'90 BX 19TRI122 Sedan 4A
'02 Xantia Exclusive Sedan 4AA
'06 C5 2.2HDi Estate 6A
'93 BX 19GTi Sedan 5M
'89 BX 19TRI Estate 5M
'89 AX GT(With EFI) 2door 5M
In the Family:
'74 SM IE (Fully Restored) 5M
'90 BX 19TRI122 Sedan 4A
'02 Xantia Exclusive Sedan 4AA
'06 C5 2.2HDi Estate 6A