By the side of the A34

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:30 am

Hey Toddao, you write a theme toon and sing the theme toon to the lyrics and we can do a CD for the Bxathong boys whilst they're raggin' in round France. Then, Phil and the team can do a video of them dancing to the song in front of a suitable scenic background and post it up on youtoob for us all to see. Phil, you must a Hawaiian Shirt - I want the Don Johnson Look

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:35 am

You seem to have an uncanny insight into my secret persona. In the 'eighties, I was renowned for my Hawaiian Shirts! (Proper vintage jobbies from the King's Road etc. lol!)... I'll see if I can dig a pic or two out.

I was wearing Hawaiian but three summers ago (before the summers turnmed to sh1t).

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:40 am

Get them ironed for France - or were you going to wear a stripy top and beret! You'll need to wax the touche as well

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:47 am

How about a comination of Hawaiian shirt, flying jacket, silk scarf and beret? That'll confuse the buggas.

stuart_hedges · Post by **stuart_hedges** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:17 pm

Philip Chidlow wrote:How about a comination of Hawaiian shirt, flying jacket, silk scarf and beret? That'll confuse the buggas.

We were thinking about costumes for it the other day.

Stripey tops, berets and strings of onions?

Or pipes, umbrellas and bowler hats?

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:25 am

Well, whatever takes your fancy. I think a British bowler with a French rosette on it's quite nice...

it's late OK

stuart_hedges · Post by **stuart_hedges** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:45 am

I am likening your thinkening!

Post by **Tim Leech** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:06 am

So does anyone want to buy this TGD then

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:49 am

Is it for sale though, I thought you'd just 'spotted' it?

Bowler hats, pinstripe suits (with a rose in the lapel of course), black umbrellas and at the very least Union flag braces I reckon. Stop for a picture in the middle of Paris with your cars, that should stop the traffic!

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:51 am

cavmad wrote:Stop for a picture in the middle of Paris with your cars...

Have you actually studied the route, Billy?

No we'll be in Nice with knotted hankies on our heads and rolled up trousers with braces at half-mast...

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:33 pm

Philip Chidlow wrote:
cavmad wrote:Stop for a picture in the middle of Paris with your cars...
Have you actually studied the route, Billy? No we'll be in Nice with knotted hankies on our heads and rolled up trousers with braces at half-mast...

No. Last time I had a compass I managed to stab myself in the hand with it!

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:35 pm

Fancy taking part? It'll be an education, that's for sure.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:44 pm

It'd be an education for the divorce lawyer and the knacker surgeon that's for sure.
I don't actually possess a passport either sorry so shall support you mentally and money-illy.

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:48 pm

Understood! Mental support; like it...

(and need it

)

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:04 pm

cavmad wrote:It'd be an education for the divorce lawyer and the knacker surgeon that's for sure.
I don't actually possess a passport either sorry so shall support you mentally and money-illy.

Did the criminal database explode when you applied for a passport mate?

500 notes and I'll get you one!!!