By the side of the A34

Post by **Tim Leech** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:56 pm

Parked outside a coal merchants shop on the way back from Wrexham to get my new seats for the TZD, which was closed,

Body was quite tidy as was the interior, its a 19TGD.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:32 pm

Is that 'H' or 'M' reg and why were your seats closed?

Post by **Tim Leech** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:50 pm

Tis a H reg billy.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:00 pm

Ta. I reckon Ken would have gone doolally if it'd been an 'M' reg one!

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:07 am

I thought it was an 'M' as well - did they ever come in an M or was it L? Anyway, looks terminally abandoned.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:12 am

They were indeed a handful on 'M' registrations. IIRrc Ken went all the way to the Wirral to see one once that turned out to be a bit of a dog.
The dude with that BX estate obviously doesn't live on a main road to/from any scrapyards or that would have been weighed off by some thieving get with a Hiab long since.

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:49 am

BTW Timothy McShoeshine, how, by your standards, is that body 'quite tidy'? It's grimey as grime with 'orrible green slime!

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:06 am

That's what I thought. Maybe Tim means it wasn't all scabby and dented. Looks like it'd have more than a few issues underneath though.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:13 pm

Also the trim appears to be peeling off by the o/s/r door, the front bumper looks damaged and, horror of all horrors, there are no wheeltrims.
Tim, please report to the BXC nurse, we're concerned for your mental well being

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:43 pm

Welcum along to da BXC
Dat estate is a car for econ-o-mee
Rub it, an wax it, an make it shine
This is de original Bxathon Ryhme

Da body quite tidy
It give good ridee
I phink it look tatt-y
But it'll run on chip fatty

Take it to France and do some disco dance
Or try da funky style or even ma-ss-ive trance
Tim'll wear tight trousers, lookin like they hurt
Chidlow will be chillin' in de Hawaiian Shirt

Da body quite tidy
It give good ridee
I phink it look tatt-y
But it'll run on chip fatt

It ain't got no trims, it just run on stee-lies
Wiv a 1.9, it aint gonna pull wheelies
But if you wanna go cruisin wiv Phil and his gang
Bling it up, rub it down, 'sa Bxathon thang....

Da body quite tidy
It give good ridee
I phink it look tatt-y
But it'll run on chip fatt

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:48 pm

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:27 pm

Post by **Tim Leech** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:34 pm

The body was very straight and rust free, asides the missing trim it looked half tidy.

Post by **docchevron** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:52 am

I am be humbled young Bandito!
Thats gold son!

toddao · Post by **toddao** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:06 am

Bandit 4 poet Laureate!