By the side of the A34

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:25 pm

£500 for a criminal datatbase? F*ck that, I can get one for nowt just by looking out of my front window!

Post by **docchevron** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:54 am

Post by **Tim Leech** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:54 am

cavmad wrote:£500 for a criminal datatbase? F*ck that, I can get one for nowt just by looking out of my front window!

Or just keep an eye out for a stray briefcase on a train somewhere which some politician has left !

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:23 am

cavmad wrote:£500 for a criminal datatbase? F*ck that, I can get one for nowt just by looking out of my front window!

I meant £500 for a passport dude! I suspect you've got friends in low enough places to get your own though!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:58 am

BX Bandit wrote:
cavmad wrote:£500 for a criminal datatbase? F*ck that, I can get one for nowt just by looking out of my front window!

I meant £500 for a passport dude! I suspect you've got friends in low enough places to get your own though!

Talking of which...

...how is Vanny these days?

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:20 pm

He's joined the life of underground crime - just as we suspected he always would!

We're too good for him now!!!!!!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:54 am

Not too good to be fair. He dropped that sun roof visor off the other week, just got to get it to Matt's now.
Mind you I've not heard from him (Sir Vanny of Vanfordshire) since then, do you think he's on holiday at one of Her Majesty's fine hostelries?

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:22 pm

Oh Matts got his dibs on has he? Like hot cakes those things. I was sniffing after it for a while but he mentioned someone had 1st dibs. Fair do's I guess. Give him a poke in the eye if you see him again...(once he gets out!

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Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:27 pm

Vanny had promised to to me, but hadn't replied to my PMs.

There you go.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:23 pm

Not seen or heard from Matt since either mate

I did hear a rumour Vanny has a job but just assumed it was either sewing mailbags or digging a tunnel!

citroen7 · Post by **citroen7** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:00 pm

yes he has bee sent to Coventry

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:15 pm

citroen7 wrote:yes he has bee sent to Coventry

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:42 pm

He must be loaded if he's getting people to send him insects through the post! Maybe he's training a swarm of killer bees to attack Xantia owners?

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:55 pm

Philip Chidlow wrote:Vanny had promised to to me, but hadn't replied to my PMs.

There you go.

He can't be trusted!

Keep an eye on the bay of fleas Phil I guess - although I haven't seen one on there for while, just the window deflector things. They all seem rather too highly priced for my liking!

CitroXim · Post by **CitroXim** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:48 pm

cavmad wrote:Maybe he's training a swarm of killer bees to attack Xantia owners?

Oi Billy

Statements like that worry me