By the side of the A34

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:52 pm

CitroXim wrote:
cavmad wrote:Maybe he's training a swarm of killer bees to attack Xantia owners?
Oi Billy Statements like that worry me

I'm just trying to warn you Mr Saville, don't shoot the messenger!

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:57 pm

Mr Saville! I only really remember one episode of Jim'll Fix It when this kid wrote in asking for a 'fix' to stop toast from burning. Jim had this plastic knife made that looked like a normal knife, but it was meant to scrape the burnt part of the toast away.....but it was really shit and didn't work at all and the boys face was so strained at trying to be impressed!!!!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:49 pm

Dear Jim,

please could you fix it for me have my dumped-at-the-side-of-the-road-BX-estate to be made all nice and shiney?

T. Leech.

Dear Tim,
now then, now then now then young man. One thousand thankyous but take it to work and polish it yourself.
Owz about that then guys and gals?

CitroJim LL Fixit.

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:52 pm

Gawd knows it needs it! I'm surprised you didn't get the travelling-emergency-stray-BX-polisha-on-the-move-kit out for that Tim!!!!!!!!!!!

Has a check been done on the reg?
Has anyone on the almighty BXC actually written to Sir Jimmy Of the Saville's ?

toddao · Post by **toddao** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:53 pm

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:43 am

/\ Look at the state on him! That is one cool fella (probably real fur though in them there days

)

Post by **Tim Leech** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:30 pm

Bandit what IS this fascination you have with me mate? I think you need to start concentrating on someone else or I may get worried.

BX Bandit · Post by **BX Bandit** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:15 pm

Uhh? What facination? No need to be worried Tim I do minge all the way!!!

MULLEY · Post by **MULLEY** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:51 pm

Post by **docchevron** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:41 pm

And there's Bandit's new rank :MingeMeister!

Post by **Tim Leech** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:05 pm

Subtle as ever bandit well done.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:45 pm

BX Bandit wrote:Uhh? What facination? No need to be worried Tim I do minge all the way!!!

ROFLCOPTER ALL THE WAY!

Bandit, you're a bloody legend lad!

Post by **docchevron** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:37 am

Especially with the ladies!