No problem, pulled over to side, spare wheel out of cradle (anyone got a good fix for a seized cradle hanger thingy...), then realise that I've got alloy wheels and appropriate wheel bolts, and the spare is a standard steel one. I have four of the right bolts for that, handily in the tool box, which is at home...
Sod it, stick the steel wheel on, and keep winding the bolts in 'til they nip up - I'm sure I've done this before. Wheel on, go to pull away, big clang and no movement. Seems at the front, the bolts are long enough to go through the other side of the hub and foul the main casting.
Eventually got brain in gear, remembered the front wheels are alloy, but the rears are steel. Remove two bolts from each rear wheel and replace with alloy-specific ones (no problem with hub clearance at the rear), use the four liberated steel ones on the spare, and bob's your uncle.
Note to self: keep the damn toolbox in the car, or at least keep a spare set of bolts under the seat or something...
Who knows, once day I might get round to having a matching set of wheels on the car, if I can ever manage to wear out the damn Mich Energy tyres on the rear wheels (I think they must be made of teflon - last forever but no grip at all).
