I seem to see more BXie per head in the Paris of the North than anywhere else. Today (within minutes of each other) I spied an Ivory TGD estate,a nd this nippy red 1.4RE
Other ones spied recently:
M plate TZD estate, white 1.9 TGD
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I take it you were either stationary in the fast lane Marty (illegal) or using your Nokia whilst driving (also contrary to the law) , next thing you'll see is this little yellow chap in front of you with pen and paper
Marty said: "Take some small comfort from the fact that the driver of the other car, having failed the breath test will even now be in a little cell, with luck they will double him up with some mean bastard who will be tattooing a fandango on his arse"
Ahh, easily explained. Marty naturally lists to the right (due to his wallet being on that side of his trousers) and his good lady wife was sat behind him and she took the picture for him.
That concludes the case for the defence your honour. Case dismissed I believe.
Marty wrote: Yup - not me driving. The car is registered in the wifes name who happened to be driving at the time. I just take photos. :^o
Speed camera photo's will reveal who was sitting where doing what and whether your companion in crime was indeed mrs Marty or rather Billy aka Cavmad in drag guilty as charged your honour
Marty said: "Take some small comfort from the fact that the driver of the other car, having failed the breath test will even now be in a little cell, with luck they will double him up with some mean bastard who will be tattooing a fandango on his arse"
Marty wrote: Yup - not me driving. The car is registered in the wifes name who happened to be driving at the time. I just take photos. :^o
Speed camera photo's will reveal who was sitting where doing what and whether your companion in crime was indeed mrs Marty or rather Billy aka Cavmad in drag guilty as charged your honour
Case re-opened. The one and only time I ever wore a dress was on my stag weekend in, err, Blackpool
In mitigation though that was 6 years ago now and we went by train. This is all proveable because I`m led to believe we were on camera in the railway station playing cricket with empty beer cans and a fly-away football.
Case thrown out, Ed4Ferrets is found to be guilty of perjury and is sentenced to 200 hours of community service cleaning BMW`s to prove once and for all that you really can`t polish a t*rd.