For Barnsley BX.......
For Barnsley BX.......
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Citroen BX ?
My friends all drive Vauxhalls which are far less complex.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my mates,
So Lord, how come my repair bills would bankrupt Bill Gates?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a colour TV ?
Something to watch while I wait for the RAC.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
Oh Lord, whilst my BX rusts endlessly.
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a new set of spheres?
I’m running on suspension that brings me to tears.
Prove that you love me and buy the next set,
Oh Lord, my piles just won`t let me forget.
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a better BX ?
I`ve gone and spilled LHM all down my new kex.
Worked hard all my lifetime, my money I`ve frit
On this rusty old heap of cheap Gallic shit.
My friends all drive Vauxhalls which are far less complex.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my mates,
So Lord, how come my repair bills would bankrupt Bill Gates?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a colour TV ?
Something to watch while I wait for the RAC.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
Oh Lord, whilst my BX rusts endlessly.
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a new set of spheres?
I’m running on suspension that brings me to tears.
Prove that you love me and buy the next set,
Oh Lord, my piles just won`t let me forget.
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a better BX ?
I`ve gone and spilled LHM all down my new kex.
Worked hard all my lifetime, my money I`ve frit
On this rusty old heap of cheap Gallic shit.
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Cav,why are you wasting your time here entertaining us?Though I'm not complaining.You are a literary genius.Sometoime in the future your name will be mentioned in the same breath as Byron,Keats etc.Put your great words into song,It can't be any worse than the crap turned out by Dido,James Blunt or Craig David.I eagerly await your appearence on TOTP oh great songmaster
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Tuneless Over-rated Talentless.We all have our opinions,but I would sooner listen to a Bx diesel running at 4500 revs with no oil in it accompanied by a lunatic banging an oil drun with an old drive shaftken newbold wrote:eh, whats wrong with Dido
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Cavmad,
You need to get out more, but good stuff all the same
As a branch off from the musical thought process from this thread how about your musical likes.................
Mine are a little eclectic, but here we go...........
Grateful Dead, Kate Bush, Tori Amos, Fairport convention, Jethro Tull, Nick Drake, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Robert Johnson etc etc etc........
You need to get out more, but good stuff all the same
As a branch off from the musical thought process from this thread how about your musical likes.................
Mine are a little eclectic, but here we go...........
Grateful Dead, Kate Bush, Tori Amos, Fairport convention, Jethro Tull, Nick Drake, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Robert Johnson etc etc etc........
Doctor Of Gonzo Journalism!!!
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To slightly mis-quote Kitch ... "BX 14. They're just brilliant!"
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To slightly mis-quote Kitch ... "BX 14. They're just brilliant!"
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Sex Pistols, Slaughter & The Dogs, Sham 69, Stiff Little Fingers, The Smiths, Carter USM, The Clash, The Exploited and countless others.
Good shout for AC/DC (seen `em live at the NEC-pure class) and Iron Maiden (Reading Rock `82).
As I am finding I usually have too much time on my hands I`m quite willing to take the ten minute challenge one day. Give me a song, any song, and I`ll change the words into something BX-ish.
Good shout for AC/DC (seen `em live at the NEC-pure class) and Iron Maiden (Reading Rock `82).
As I am finding I usually have too much time on my hands I`m quite willing to take the ten minute challenge one day. Give me a song, any song, and I`ll change the words into something BX-ish.
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Re: For Barnsley BX.......
Brilliant ....can yer sing like ....errrr ......Bruce Springsteen stylecavmad wrote:Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Citroen BX ?
My friends all drive Vauxhalls which are far less complex.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my mates,
So Lord, how come my repair bills would bankrupt Bill Gates?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a colour TV ?
Something to watch while I wait for the RAC.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
Oh Lord, whilst my BX rusts endlessly.
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a new set of spheres?
I’m running on suspension that brings me to tears.
Prove that you love me and buy the next set,
Oh Lord, my piles just won`t let me forget.
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a better BX ?
I`ve gone and spilled LHM all down my new kex.
Worked hard all my lifetime, my money I`ve frit
On this rusty old heap of cheap Gallic shit.
T.
Dont let the 2CV fool you,I'm not a hippy,I like violence
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Allman Brothers..........good call, I particularly like the 'allman brothers and sisters LP'
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93 BX TZD Estate
90 BX 14TE St Tropez
93 BX 19 TXD Estate
92 BX 16TXi
77 Ami 8 Break
79 Acadiane
81 Dyane6
84 2CV6
85 GSA saloon rally car
To slightly mis-quote Kitch ... "BX 14. They're just brilliant!"
93 BX TZD Estate
90 BX 14TE St Tropez
93 BX 19 TXD Estate
92 BX 16TXi
77 Ami 8 Break
79 Acadiane
81 Dyane6
84 2CV6
85 GSA saloon rally car
To slightly mis-quote Kitch ... "BX 14. They're just brilliant!"
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