Any interpreters out there?

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:26 pm

WTF is this seller on about?.......

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Good-Car-Lucky-on ... dZViewItem

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:37 pm

I can only hope English isn't their first language!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:00 pm

You`ve only got to look what kind of car it is I suppose

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:17 pm

Now now Cavmad, you'll get told off.............!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:41 pm

Who cares? The weekend is nearly coming, the sun is out, the weekend is looming, my boss is off next week and my son is feeling better and getting back to his usual cheeky self (get`s it off the missus!) and I`m on the razz tomorrow night.
Happy days, who cares about BMW drivers

tim leech · Post by **tim leech** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:45 pm

I cant coment on this topic or I will start getting called names again!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:55 pm

Course you can matey! If we can`t have a bit of a laugh then we`re all going to hell in a handcart, which is still better than going anywhere in a BMW I suppose!
Oh, when I`m president Friday will become national extract the urination out of Beemer drivers day. Assuming I haven`t banned them off the road by then!

tim leech · Post by **tim leech** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:40 pm

Hehehehe!

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:05 pm

cavmad wrote:If we can`t have a bit of a laugh then we`re all going to hell in a handcart

I agree & I always enjoy your entertaining postings!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:27 pm

Creep!

Only joking, thanks for the comment!

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:42 pm

Ah, but speak as I find so compliments not always guaranteed

Barnsley BXer · Post by **Barnsley BXer** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:54 pm

Cavmad,I vote that we make Way2go a honorary Northerner

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:11 pm

I`m happy with that BB, he sounds like an ideal northener and future minister of the Cavmad Party.
Way2Go, can you please recite On Ilkely Moor Bah Tat in 37 different languages backwards?
If not please draw a crude map with an outlying plan of the centre of the universe (Chester) and which town down south you plan to invade on our behalf?
Finally, in less than 250 words please describe a suitable punishment for owning or driving a BMW.
The commitee will decide just how northern you are (or could be) and if suitable what post you can have under my regime.
We are currently looking for the following vacancies: Minister for the prevention of Morris dancing, Minister for prevention of cyclists wearing spandex shorts and riding 2 abreast on fast country roads and a senior inspection engineer at my new BX factory in Cheshire to make sure only proper nuts and bolts are used and not those silly hex bolt things that they only put in because they knew I didn`t have the gadgets to take them out with

Post by **mat_fenwick** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:36 am

What is the official policy on riding an old BMW motorbike?

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:04 am

mat_fenwick wrote:What is the official policy on riding an old BMW motorbike?

Acceptable for a few weeks a year but has to be replaced by a KH250 with FLF or Ian Dyson kit and very loud `spannies` for everyday use