Blackpool spot!

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:41 am

A white BX diesel estate being used as a taxi in Blackpool town centre. Looked quite tidy, was going to go for a closer inspection/talk to the driver but Mrs Cavmad politely reminded me we weren`t there to talk cars and I got dragged round the shops for hours on end instead

Wonder if Mr B has ever been in said car?

Post by **mat_fenwick** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:24 pm

I feel sorry for you, shopping

I shouldn't grumble though, much as I might complain about my wife, we spent Saturday morning in a scrapyard (much my sort of place) looking for an engine for HER project car!

sleepy0905 · Post by **sleepy0905** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:51 pm

thats what i like to here women not afraid of getting mucky my missus is quite happy armpit deap in muck clambering around in scrappys infact she is more mobile than me.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:57 pm

mat_fenwick wrote:I feel sorry for you, shopping

I shouldn't grumble though, much as I might complain about my wife, we spent Saturday morning in a scrapyard (much my sort of place) looking for an engine for HER project car!

I can honestly say there`s nothing I detest more than shopping. Why can`t women shop like most men? If I ever go shopping for clothes I walk into a shop, spot something I like and if it`s in my price range I buy it then and there and that`s it.
Not my missus though: after we`ve been to the 17th shop for the 17th time she might just make her mind up. I have a cunning way to get her back though: the first two or three shops I`ll tell her whether something suits her or not-after that the patience runs out and whatever she picks up I suggest it looks great. Then, just as she`s getting ready for the night out I ask her what the hell she`s wearing. Works everytime but only for the brave

sleepy0905 · Post by **sleepy0905** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:01 pm

cavmad you like living dangerously i wouldnt dare i would get battered.

ken newbold · Post by **ken newbold** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:13 pm

And all this in Blackpool, try taking her to New York.

We spent two days there recently and all one of us saw was shops, but they're really sensible over there, they put fire hydrants right outside most of the shops, just the right height for sitting on

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:25 pm

sleepy0905 wrote:cavmad you like living dangerously i wouldnt dare i would get battered.

I usually do (get battered) but sometimes I can`t resist. I`m still trying to muster the bottle to play rodeo sex with her but the thought of a life without my privates doesn`t bear thinking about

sleepy0905 · Post by **sleepy0905** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:45 pm

I dare not ask sounds dangerous.

Post by **mat_fenwick** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:51 am

I usually do (get battered) but sometimes I can`t resist. I`m still trying to muster the bottle to play rodeo sex with her but the thought of a life without my privates doesn`t bear thinking about

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Would that be along the lines of waiting till you're on top, telling her that her friend/sister is a lot better at it and then holding on for dear life?

On the subject of shopping (digressing a little with this thread, sorry) there is a saying which makes me smile:
"A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants, wheras a woman will pay £1 for a £2 item she doesn't want".
Sound familiar?

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:23 am

Spot on all round Mat

stuart_hedges · Post by **stuart_hedges** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:56 am

Truly I am blessed - my missus hates shopping and likes cars

She tends to be a bit insulting about mine though... I'm planning to introduce the Saab to her in the dark

sleepy0905 · Post by **sleepy0905** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:03 am

isnt that what you do to girls introduce things in the dark

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:17 am

What, you mean like "here`s my wife?"