WANTED - Citroen enthusiasts!

[Charlotte]

Medway Citroen are looking for a fitter!

Experience and working knowledge are just as valid to us as qualifications. We are looking for around 5yrs+ experience.

You don't have to be an expert, but a good sound practical knowledge and ability are essential.

Benefits include cheap parts, cheap body repair, ramps and things to use on your own car on Saturdays and the odd BX freebie

Mail us at medway.citroen@gmail.com or call 01634 849609 and chat with Philippe.

[docchevron]

Would this involve ever having to look at / actually like TOUCH a Xantia??

[DavidRutherford]

Would this involve ever having to look at / actually like TOUCH a Xantia??

I get the distinct feeling that it probably would. And no, Doc, I don't think you'd be allowed to "Fix" Xantias with a sledgehammer. Or a disc cutter. Or a gas axe.

(boring, I know, but hey.)

[docchevron]

Bummer
How about dropping them from a height off a manitou!??

[DavidRutherford]

How about dropping them from a height off a manitou!??

You can just feel the love there, can't you?

[docchevron]

I'm allll about the lurve dude!

In all seriousness I'd have gone for this if other oppertunities in the same field but with bigger stuff hadn't come up.

[Charlotte]

Unfortunately, it does contain a certain amount of Xantia care.

But we also break cars, and often Phil doesn't have the heart to break the nice ones, so our breaking yard is full of, you guessed it, Xantias! And you can BREAK them with a big hammer

We also give Xantia bits to my art school for the sculpture students.

[docchevron]

Oh well, in that case, I'll gladly turn up and destroy every last Xantia on the site!
Phil clearly needs some help with a professional if he likes Xantia's, poor chap...

hhmm, Xantia as art, now thats a terryifing thought!

[cavmad]

I can break things but I can't fix them, is that any good?