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Linegeist · Post by **Linegeist** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:16 am

Younger flesh???

Good heavens no sir! I have my blood pressure to consider.

That glimpse up there of the well-turned-but-geriatric lughole was quite enough to send me into sweaty paroxysms of sheer patience*.

*'Patience' .... Old geezer's euphemism for 'Passion'.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:30 am

Well, from that picture I can understand now how a 'Dutch cap' would stop any pregnancy occurring.

Linegeist · Post by **Linegeist** » Tue May 04, 2010 11:39 am

Let me guess - you have a thing for lace-up condoms ........... am I right?

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:28 pm

MULLEY wrote:Dutch cap, whats one of them billy

The shell of an elderly Edam cheese fashioned to fit over one's head?

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Wed May 05, 2010 5:48 pm

I have enough trouble tying my shoe laces of a morning, Bob!

Post by **Defender110** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:10 pm

scarecrow wrote:I have enough trouble tying my shoe laces of a morning, Bob!

condoms much easier you don't need to bend down!

slip on shoes lace up condoms, what could be easier????

Linegeist · Post by **Linegeist** » Thu May 06, 2010 5:45 am

Defender110 wrote: condoms much easier you don't need to bend down!

You do if, like me, you can't find the blasted target!