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- docchevron
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- docchevron
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Dude, I see the points you got wrong when camping.
Heres the remedy:
Drink ALOT of ale, or LAGER if you absolutley must, although ale for men, lager, for girls.
It is well known that Ale is a superb warming agent, therefore the cold will not be an issue any longer.
Because Ale also causes drunkeness aswell as being a good heating agent, you wont care that the matress went down on you
and again, if you drink enough Ale, then the sound of the animals will become a soothing lullaby and rock you gently to sleep.
And if that doesn't work, get yourself a goat in there with you, that'll keep you warm, and provide entertainment if you get bored!
As for hot water, what the hell do you need that for?? I brought a kettle, enough for coffee to aid with the Ale induced headache.
So in short, all you need s
1:ALE
2:KETTLE
3:GOAT
4:ALE
5:COFFEE.
Sorted
Heres the remedy:
Drink ALOT of ale, or LAGER if you absolutley must, although ale for men, lager, for girls.
It is well known that Ale is a superb warming agent, therefore the cold will not be an issue any longer.
Because Ale also causes drunkeness aswell as being a good heating agent, you wont care that the matress went down on you
and again, if you drink enough Ale, then the sound of the animals will become a soothing lullaby and rock you gently to sleep.
And if that doesn't work, get yourself a goat in there with you, that'll keep you warm, and provide entertainment if you get bored!
As for hot water, what the hell do you need that for?? I brought a kettle, enough for coffee to aid with the Ale induced headache.
So in short, all you need s
1:ALE
2:KETTLE
3:GOAT
4:ALE
5:COFFEE.
Sorted
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
- BX Bandit
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at the Mad Doc. I've had a mattress go down on me....left me feeling quite deflated . I like the goat idea tho' mate, cool thinking....but everyone will try and get CavMad into their tent...bed fellow demand could be too high for our sacred Goatness....
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1990 BX TGD White
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1971 Triumph 2000 Auto Valencia Blue
1990 BX TGD White
1960 Morris Minor Clarondon Grey
1971 Triumph 2000 Auto Valencia Blue
- docchevron
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BX Bandit wrote: everyone will try and get CavMad into their tent...bed fellow demand could be too high for our sacred Goatness....
I fear Billy will be elsewhere since he's deserted us!
Oh yes my friend! I've had her a while, but thought I'd give her a mention since we make vast use of it's epic lifting abilities!!!The Bandit Dude wrote:BW: A Climax 1975 Fork lift
Kills all known Cit's DEAD!
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
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Should I be worried about the 16RS being stored there?
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1983(A) 16TRS (Rouge Valleunga)
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1990(H) 16Valve (Rouge Furio)
- docchevron
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It's top speed is about 15mph! But it'll pull a bus without breaking a sweat.
The dekker is a Bristol VR, the barber shop a knackered Transit that I believe has now gone to the scrapyard in the sky.
Not a scrappies, that is where my little barn is, some of the buses onsite go, some are under restoration, and some will never go again.
The BX will be fine mate, whichever car I'm not using lives there, and theres a variety of ZX's and CX's that live there aswell.
Just keep me away from the truck if I've had a few pints!
The dekker is a Bristol VR, the barber shop a knackered Transit that I believe has now gone to the scrapyard in the sky.
Not a scrappies, that is where my little barn is, some of the buses onsite go, some are under restoration, and some will never go again.
The BX will be fine mate, whichever car I'm not using lives there, and theres a variety of ZX's and CX's that live there aswell.
Just keep me away from the truck if I've had a few pints!
Smokes lots, because enough's enough already!
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
Far too many BX's, a bus, an ambulance a few trucks, not enough time and never enough cash...
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