Female admirer?

jonathan_dyane · Post by **jonathan_dyane** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:59 pm

As I walked out the house this morning, my eyes immediately caught the note under my wiper and my heart sank, thinking along the lines of a 'Sorry I ran into your car mate' letter, but to my surprise the message read 'Awesome car! with Love from No.19'

Most surprised that a dirty white TZD Turbo estate would catch the eye of the opposite sex, but I have put a reply through No. 19's door

Philip Chidlow · Post by **Philip Chidlow** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:17 pm

How do you know it's a she?

jonathan_dyane · Post by **jonathan_dyane** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:23 pm

Wishful thinking

No, both handwriting style and use of 'Love and kisses' strongly suggests the opposite sex IMHO. At least I hope so....

ken newbold · Post by **ken newbold** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:27 pm

On the other hand

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:28 pm

Are you even sure it was No19 rather than a wind-up of some description?

jonathan_dyane · Post by **jonathan_dyane** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:15 pm

It could be a wind up of some form, altho I would expect more along the lines of 'Your car's shit mate' or just 'Nice car. Not.'

If I now get a note from No. 19 along the lines of 'Fuck off you weirdo putting notes through my car or I'll call the rozzers' I guess that would suggest they weren't guilty. It is (or was) students in there, so I'm visualising a stunning French girl, tall and sultry, who has spotted the said stylish car and driver. One has to dream...

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:25 pm

May your dream be answered.

MULLEY · Post by **MULLEY** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:28 pm

I reckon its just a big lass who knows that the bx can take any huge weight & the suspension remains at the same level

Post by **mat_fenwick** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:19 pm

MULLEY wrote:I reckon its just a big lass who knows that the bx can take any huge weight & the suspension remains at the same level

I've got a vivid mental picture now, of Jonathon coming face to face with the girl of his dreams, only to be severely disappointed. You have got to let us know how the story unfolds...

Actually, a couple of years ago I found a note underneath the wiper from a guy who wanted to buy it - I phoned him up and he was a BX fan who had been driving them for years.

cavmad · Post by **cavmad** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:43 pm

Way2go wrote:Are you even sure it was No19 rather than a wind-up of some description?

Maybe he lives near a chippy

ken newbold · Post by **ken newbold** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:38 pm

MULLEY wrote:I reckon its just a big lass who knows that the bx can take any huge weight & the suspension remains at the same level

Where do I make my Paypal contributions for the running of this site

Seriously though, I hope this turns out to be good story, not some dozy bint who's been trying to get a ride in a Porsche and been working her way down the list

jonathan_dyane · Post by **jonathan_dyane** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:17 pm

There is a chip shop 'round the corner as it happens

Rest assured I shall keep you all informed as developments, perhaps tomorrow will see another note, particularly as ironically when I got home just before, the only parking space available was over the road, outside no. 19...

Post by **mat_fenwick** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:27 pm

jonathan_dyane wrote:the only parking space available was over the road, outside no. 19...

Maybe it's all a big plot - she's got all her mates to take up every available space apart from one where you can fall into her clutches. I will be SO disapointed if this doesn't turn into a lasting love story...

Perhaps we could have the next BX club meet on your road - who knows what would happen...

jonathan_dyane · Post by **jonathan_dyane** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:37 pm

mat_fenwick wrote:
jonathan_dyane wrote:the only parking space available was over the road, outside no. 19...
Maybe it's all a big plot - she's got all her mates to take up every available space apart from one where you can fall into her clutches.

Oh God don't, I now have the vision of a crazed and obese maniac, launching themselves down the steps at me as I try and retrieve my car in the morning...

mat_fenwick wrote: Perhaps we could have the next BX club meet on your road - who knows what would happen...

Perhaps she would step out of her house and fall to the ground, seized with orgasmic bliss at a street full of BXs?

Post by **mat_fenwick** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:43 pm

jonathan_dyane wrote:seized with orgasmic bliss

Well, we can hope...

More likely she would be seized with terror at the sight of all the BX owners! Mind you I like the image you suggest more than Mulley's.

Good luck!